2 rather stupid, clueless IRL tgirls looking for corp

We are two rather dimwitted tgirls IRL living in Amsterdam looking for a corp/alliance. We prefer to not join an alliance thats close to the goons, or one of the current adversaries of the goons. We really like to set out on something fresh & new. We do eve to experience some modicum of IRL mental stimulation, not to “win”.

  • We are ex goons we were generally to clueless to even act as logi healsluts. Goons treated us like useless dirt to be scraped off their shoes. We really are sick and tired of the nightmare we experienced in Delve the last few months.

  • Since my inception since 2006 I have ragequit in full tearmode because my ship was ganked at least twenty times.

  • Every time we consented in PVP fleets we die first, or got combat freeze anxiety attacks. I have literally one kill on my main killmail since 2006. We are the most beta cu*k of soy-infused carebears ever.

  • We are socially inept and regard the majority of eve players are utter nkbs.

  • I have 80+ million skill points and a main that has never even fly or owned battleships. Talk about setting low aims and having deflated expecations, i know right?

  • We treat Eve basically as a carebear screensaver where we mine and die because we are away AFK while ***** off some guy IRL Literally.

  • Everytime we do Abyssals we died. This is the full measure of how moronic we are.

  • 90% of our possible eve game affordances we never even touched, or are largely clueless about and we’d love it if people seduced into trying new things we are otherwise too dumb or lazy to try. In essence, we are looking for a corp and corp friends that WANTS us in, and WANTS to tell us what to do, but doesn’t sh*t on us when we act all lazy and derp or when IRL gets in the way.

  • We adore the triglavian storyline and would love do something with that

  • Looking for a corp/region/alliance with very low PvP battles, drama, ne*kb**ds. We just want to do PI, industry, chat a little on mike

  • I think a very patient, proactive mentorship system would be truly awesome. Even better would be a corp that tells us what to do - but it will be a very frustrating thing since we are very lazy and not particularly lucid or bright tgirls. We derp out a lot.

  • We profess active interest in wormhole roams, collaborative lv3-4 PvE, collaborative Abyssal, and low energy stuff like that.

  • Deep RL interest in Transhumanist, Space, Leftist Politics, etc.

  • We think IRL Murica is part of the axis of corporate evil. We are socialists and very pro EU.

  • English language Amsterdam focussed corporation would be a significant plus. We are IRL swingers and we go to the wilder parties IRL. We love hosting likeminded people IRL. M**ly friendly lifestyle.

(update) longterm we would love to move into Rorqual mining.

As you can see we disparage ourselves, to make sure you all know what you get for real. If you love this, we love joing you. If you mock all the above, we know you are completely not suitable to our longterm needs.

Google the word “Khannea”, that’s my IRL name. Simple right?

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Hey you could try this corp that I found: 🏳️‍🌈 Be Nice Inc. [C4, C3|C5], an LGBTQ+ PVP Wormhole Corp with moxie. Loads of moxie - #22 by Thor_Auriga

They are GLBT friendly. I think they might be the only corp for this that I could find.

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Welcome,

We are corporation of USTZ and EUTZ players looking for like minded individuals to join our laid back PVP community! Our leadership recently returned and created our start up dragging old friends and enemies alike to PVP and create content for all those involved!

We are extremely interested in returning players like ourselves.

The corporation has a plethora of experienced directors and fleet commanders who strive to take the bullcrap out of the game so the content comes easy for our members! We formed this corporation to begin a new chapter in our eve careers and we would like you to come along! We are looking for pilots who wish to center themselves around real people in real PVP settings, looking to follow us to some of the most exotic places in eve while trying to get the fix that we so happily PLEX our accounts for! If you fit our requirements and wish to help build a better pvp experience maybe you can step, Into the Ether…

ALLIANCE:

  • We are part of WE FORM V0LTA, based in the Fade Region and constantly deploying to a content zone near you!
  • We have a very short list of blues and 99% of eve is neutral - we go shooting NIGHTLY.

ISK Opportunities:

  • Null-sec access is available for all your pvp funding needs.
  • Moon Rentals, mining, ratting, DED, archaeology and data mining, whatever you need to fund the bloodshed.

Requirements:

  • No Hard SP Requirement but must be PVP Focused
  • Dread Alt (Mandatory)
  • Useful Light Tackle Alt/Dictor/Cyno Alt (Mandatory)
  • Mumble and Discord access
  • Must join comms and have an operational microphone (non negotiable)
  • Self sufficient
  • Consistent schedule and activity as RL allows (the significant other comes first)
  • Over the age of 18
  • ESI SEAT/Auths for ALL characters
  • Screenshot of your ESI page to prove the character on each account. (Since you can’t see that like you could with API)

Additional Information:

Recruitment Process:

  1. SEAT/auth upon application.
  2. ESI Screening.
  3. Mumble interview.
  4. Once all of those are done. Leadership will decide if it’s a yes or no. You might be asked to roam with us for a night to test it out.

What we offer our pilots:

  • A true eve experience, we flex every SP we train.
  • Limitless PVP immersion. Black Ops, small medium and large gang fights, Roams, Capital Warfare, needlejacks, WH pvp. You need it? We got it.
  • Experienced corporation staff and leadership.
  • A stable aggressive alliance.
  • Top Tier Level FCs
  • Ship Reimbursement!

Thank you for your time!

hello o/

come and check us out

:uk: Extremely Active Corporation , Established NullSec Community, I-FED - TEST - Early EU time zone - Corporations & Alliances / Recruitment Center - EVE Online Forums

if you fancy a chat hop onto our discord and ill be there :slight_smile:

Hey Khannea! Fellow transhumanist here, read many of your posts years ago. Come join us, our corp is very active and fun :grinning:

Join our discord here: https://discord.gg/FkVYqHkD

Hope to see you around!

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Остатки будут жрать черви и другие насекомые набирайте хоть из психушки.
Понятно кто в это играет.

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say what mate ? :slight_smile:

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You totally need to give me half your skill points and ISK

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Hello Khannea, you said that would were interested in the Triglavian storyline, any interest in living with us Kybernauts in Pochven. We have our fair share of lore nerds, casual players, and everything else. I can’t promise that it’s easy living in Pochven (Drifters…) but we have a great community of people that we have built up and are coming to grow.

Stribog Clade is recruiting new capsuleers and corporations of all skill levels and vocations. From moon-mining to small gang PvP, our alliance caters to players on any career path.

What we offer:

  • ム Industry - enjoy null-sec level bonuses to refining, manufacturing, research, and planetary production only a few jumps from Jita
  • ム Logistics - transport goods into and out of Pochven with easy connections to Empire space
  • ム Mining - mine r64 moons and Triglavian ores from the richest belts in the game
  • ム PvE - battle Drifters, Rogue Drones, and EDENCOM for rewards from the Triglavian Collective
  • ム PvP - engage in small-gang warfare, ESS heists, and daily roams with a team of friendly and active pilots

If you are interested in joining, apply in-game to Stribog Proving [SKS3P] and authenticate on our Discord Server.

Hope to fly with you soon in The Domain of Bujan

This was a good read. Thanks for the laugh, as someone who Is fairly new to the eve community I think you two should start your own Corp. :grin:

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Can you give me a fresh disco?

Hi there,

if you still looking for a new home please check us out.

we can offer a drama free gameplay in a corp with a LONG history:)