Hire. BLACKFLAG. we are the best high sec has to offer.
Hire the best high sec mercs. Been doing this for over 7 years. Still at the top.
Sounds weakā¦risk adverse players suck. (Thatās you)
I donāt even know you lol. Link the km where you lost something!
7 years of being a horrible pilot is what youāve been doing
You obsession with me is a compliment. Thanks major fanboy!
On a serious note, im happy to send you my autograph if you want a copy.
Hire the salt makers.
Hire blackflag.
You should consider paying him something for the daily bumps
The best always rise to the top. It staying their that counts!
Nice kill
You guys accepting contracts?
Itās staying āthereā that countsā¦ Your definitely not there since this is your 4th attempt.
Honestly, the salt makers sound pretty salty lately.
Your client is losing all his POCOs. Close to 300 now. You should do something about it.
Your previous corps are my victims little risk adverse man. Didnāt I see you with a rsnake with 2 basilisks in HS?
Thatās risk aversion on a level unseen my little addicted gamer. Embarrassing even. You never killed meā¦only watched as I killed your allies. Does that cut down on the possibilities?
Hi, friends!
I just want to say, as a first-time war target of BLACKFLAG, we have had an absolute blast! If you or someone you hate love are looking for fun engagements with charming conversationalists, look no further than Vendetta Mercenary Group V e n d e t t a P I R A T BLACKFLAG.
We at Universal Workers Union are humbled to have been chosen, and would like to take the opportunity to submit our seal of approval. The experience has been thoroughly arousing absolutely terrifying, and our alliance is already at the brink ofā¦ something not entirely unlike a ācollapse.ā
I am ecstatic to report that with only a few pleasant and brief chats, we were able to get our massive tiny high-sec mining alliance upgraded from a mere filler war to a respectable focus war, where we have enjoyed the full, glowing benefits of such a prestigious status. Thanks to their helpful and remarkably candid diplomacy staff, we were able to secure two (2) quantum cores from the tattered wrecks of their other ravaged war target while also somehow miraculously managing to prevent them from reinforcing the remainder of our own structures prior to the initial warās end.
This development has filled our little hearts with great pride. Oh, and also fear. So much of itā¦
Weāre not sure where to put it all to be honest, itās kind of just dripping everywhere at this point. Being given such luxurious treatment by an organization with a rich and colorful history of success such as theirs has truly been the honor of four (4) lifetimes. We would like to commemorate this momentous occasion with fan art I created based on some of BLACKFLAGās previous advertisements and challenges accomplishments:
As you can see, I am an aspiring talented artist. I put a lot of time and effort into this one! I hope it shows.
I would appreciate good critiques of my technique via EVE mail. Please let me know what you think!
One more thing! I am currently working on another piece of fan art with references to a pirate character from the hit Icelandic television comedy series known as LazyTown (great show) as well as American hip-hop artist Lil Jon (very talentedāparental advisory oops) which I think your customers might also enjoy.
I will post here with updates as our appreciation despair continues to grow!
Please also see below proof for any prospective clients that we were adequately terrified as superiors targets. We were filled with existential dread so overwhelming that we immediately surrendered both one of the glowing balls we had secured on their behalf for safe keeping (we are experienced in handling them) until the end of their hostilities with our friends, Itsy-Bitzy Two-Bit Toy Factory. What? We happened to be in the neighborhood when they stopped by. What a coincidence. ^-^
Kane loves coincidences (and cookies):
A++++++++++ would surrender again, even though they got mad again and said no because it was too much ISK and they wanted it to say 0 instead of 69,420 for some reason???
I did not know that you could offer mercenaries too much ISK!!
Oddly specific, but I must respect the pirate code. Avast!
Respectfully fearful,
Akasha Thorne
[.UWU.]
P.S., fun fact: BLACKFLAG is an anagram of FALLBACK! What else can we spell out?
You just donāt know when to stop do you?
Your structures are reinforced with final timersā¦ And the war is not ending. Aside from your corps that left alliance already.
I dont even know who this corp is lol.
Thats a lot of salt effort right there.
No sir, I do not.
TOUNSI does
That is fine, the amount of people you are harassing in EVE and the inconsistent stories you are sharing with each (remember all these people do talk to each other), you are doing a far better job throwing your āmatesā under the bus than we ever could just by popping your members or structures. That just tells me you donāt actually care what happens to them. It is just about you.
Even your post here and on Reddit tells different stories. We have actually been thinking now you just need attention. And that is ok.
I will unblock you now before you completely drain what little rep you have left in EVE. For even code to reach out to me that is when I knew you crave and need attention and if you donāt ā¦ you will manipulate or at least try to manipulate anybody to help you or get involved. And just throw them under the bus.
But enough of being off-topic. Back to EVE.