Minmatar noob

[Elassus_Herron]

Hi Kajj!

Welcome to EVE! If you’re looking for someone to help you learn the ropes, have a look at my corp. Not only are we noob friendly, we are specifically geared towards helping new players learn the ropes of the game. We have all kinds of resources to get you set up. Here, check out our ad:

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[raitaru%20solo] (pictured: you, in space, which is big and lonely) So, like, you know what is your very favorite thing, if you are A Troll? It’s when you’re flying around, and you find these noobs, and they’re just sitting there, the dummies, being “carebears” or whatever; and you run in, blow them up, yell something grammatically questionable about “harvesting tears” and then fly back to high-five your buddies about how you “cucked” them. It’s the best!¹ You know what isn’t fun for you? I…

You can convo me in-game, or visit our Discord: Akadeimia Keipouron SVK

Congratulations on starting your journey in New Eden! We’re looking forward to working with you.

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EH