Moderately Functional Bittervet LF Low-Sec Chaos

I’ve been on and off EVE since 2007. Long enough to have annoyed a fair number of people — and to have been annoyed right back. Fair’s fair.

My last tour was in null with a large alliance. Real life hit hard (deaths in the family, the kind of stuff that actually matters), so I stepped away. Sent the email. Did the responsible thing. Came back later to find myself corp-less and billions in assets enjoying an extended vacation in null. Classic.

Anyway — I’m looking to head back to low-sec, where I honestly had the most fun. I was in SCUM back in the day and Friday/Saturday nights were absolute chaos in the best possible way. We’d log in, fleets would form, bad decisions would be made (in-game and occasionally beverage-related — not advocating anything, just stating historical facts), and explosions would follow. It was glorious.

So here I am.

If you’ve got an established low-sec corp that’s active and needs another pilot — competent, experienced, slightly bitter, and moderately house-trained — I’d appreciate a look. Not really hunting for beginner corps. I’ve been around since ‘07. I can fly Black Ops and plenty more. Characters are skilled.

The pilot? Rusty. Slightly outdated. Still capable of pressing F1 with conviction.

If you need a body, a scout, or respectable cannon fodder with stories from the “good old days,” I’m your guy.

Fly dangerous. Or at least fly reckless.

Hi Tarek!

Welcome back to EVE.

You might like to check out Set Phasers to Malky. We are a lowsec pirate corp based in Metro. We’re a chill bunch with interests in a wide variety of what EVE has to offer.

For more details on what we offer and our entry requirements, check out https://malky.space and join our Discord: Set Phasers To Malky

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Bump - I’ll reach out to you in the next day or so Eugene Spencer, thank you.