MOMs WANT YOU! WH Small Gang PVP Corp (C4: C3/C2) EU/US

Menace of Morons

We are looking for experienced pilots to build out the core of MoMs and join us in our quest to have as much fun as possible creating mayhem across the space lanes.

Currently we are recruiting wormhole and KSpace vets to k-spacers that love the adrenaline rush of the hunt and the salty screams of their prey. If you are looking for a place where you can be part of the development and growth of a WH corp and culture, MoMs is the place for you!.

What being a Moron gives you:

  • C4 with C3/C2 statics, great for content along with ratting opportunities
  • Generous SRP to help you get back out in the space lanes
  • Corp Buyback at 90% Jita, corp hauls so you don’t have to
  • Scouts & Hunters that find the targets get 100% of the loot
  • Corp leadership with deep Wormhole experience
  • Monthly PVP Prizes (and medals!!!)
  • Discord for Comms and Tripwire for mapping

What it takes to be a Moron:

  • Omega Account
  • Need to be at least 6 months old
  • Deep-seated desire to see pixels explode
  • Willingness to scan OR learn how to scan chains for content
  • Capability to laugh off the loss of another 1B Loki
  • Self Starter mentality & laid back friendly attitude

We understand that families, significant others, Bosses, etc. just don’t seem to get the importance of destroying Internet space ships \o/ … so we accept and expect that RL will always come first.

If all this sounds like it might be a fit and you are interested in joining our Moronic troupe head over to our Discord ( Menace Of Morons ) and say hi in the Recruitment channel.

Hope to see you soon and remember to always…

Have fun, Fly dangerously, and Die screaming!

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