No Taxes! Total Autonomy! Only two rules!


(Larsulrik Napsterbane) #1

If you want to play EVE how you want to, and not be bothered by Corporate Taxes… thereby keeping all your hard won isk for you… then look no further!

LARS ASTEROID POLICE is for you!

There are only two rules, both of which are stunningly easy to follow!

Enquire for information*… or just apply!

*due to heavy demands responses may take up to 24hrs - longer on weekends!

We are ready to believe you!!!


(Larsulrik Napsterbane) #2

Come and do what you want for no charge!


(Larsulrik Napsterbane) #3

Ain’t that the truth!


(Larsulrik Napsterbane) #4

No taxes!
Total autonomy!
Only 2 rules!


(Aristotelina Omaristos) #5

What are the two rules though?


(Larsulrik Napsterbane) #6

The two rules are revealed to applicants/invitees.
If you don’t like them… don’t join… or leave.

One of the rules might be something like: “don’t lose expensive stuff and ■■■■ up our killboard”…
The other rule might be almost as hard to follow…


(Aristotelina Omaristos) #7

Caring about space numbers then. I am sure this is a fun corp.


(Larsulrik Napsterbane) #8

It is!


(Larsulrik Napsterbane) #9

Did I say the part of “no taxes” loudly enough?
Do what you want and keep all your profits!


(Larsulrik Napsterbane) #10

He is right!


(Larsulrik Napsterbane) #11

Join Now!
Service guarantees Citizenship!


(Larsulrik Napsterbane) #12

Nice!


(Larsulrik Napsterbane) #13

Time to join us!


(Larsulrik Napsterbane) #14

Downtime extended?

Time to change corps!


(Larsulrik Napsterbane) #15

DO IT NOW!


(Larsulrik Napsterbane) #16

Give it a try!