The Amarrian Orthodox Church, Sedevacantist condemns LUMEN’s horrifying treatment of Plumber Daniel. This worker, who only wanted to watch an entertaining, edifying holoreel, was instead tortured by LUMEN and condemned to a lifetime of slavery in the isogen mines of Tzvi. His “crime”? Bathwater diversion.
All faithful everywhere are encouraged to agitate for the release of Plumber Daniel from his unjust sentence.