Readycheck - We want you, but not that guy. Yeah you... you know who you are!

We are Readycheck

A new Corp looking to build and grow. You know who we are. We’re the dudes playin’ some dudes, disguised as some other dudes! Our founders are a collection of players that have been around MMORPGS since Ultima Online. The CEO has been working in the video game industry for over 25 years and we want to find people that we can play with and call our friends.

As small as our Corp is, we are a part of the WE FORM BL0B alliance, which is a part of the WE FORM V0LTA coalition. So, we have that going for us, which is nice.

Now to get to the stuff that a lot of people are turned on by:

THE SPIEL

· Do you want to join a nullsec corporation that isn’t blue to 90% of the game?

o If yes, then be afraid. And turned on at the same time.

· Do you want space that you can actually use?

o Great, we have that. And then some!

· Do you want daily PVP content?

o If yes, then as LOKI said in Infinity War… “Kill Away”

· Do you want a high-quality FC team?

o If yes, then we would love to have you listen to comms. Or get lost while we tell you to jump a gate only to get lost in open space.

If you said “NO” to any of those things. We still want you. Like that ex that left you for another, just to realize that you are smarter, funnier, and more well endowed than their new partner is. You will not regret joining us.

LOCATION

· We live in Fade, Deklein, and Pure Blind, and offer all the opportunities of living in nullsec. You would also be invited to our CEO’s house. He has a collection of clown lamps that would make your shudder and possibly turn you on.

WHAT WE OFFER

· No skill point requirement. All are welcome. Even if you have weird fetishes. We don’t judge.

· Full SRP (for Stratops) Which means we replace ships, but not your cold dead hearts. You must talk to the Wizard from OZ for that.

· PVE opportunities including T1/T2/T3 manufacturing, capital manufacturing, reactions, PI, ice mining, high value moon mining, and many systems to use for mining/ratting (including Rorqs/Supers.) You like stuff, good. We like stuff too.

· A strong market rivaling that of major blocs and extensive contracts for doctrine/pve ships. Get your wallets ready because we’re about to take your isk in exchange for Exotic Dancers.

· 1 jump from highsec, 14 jumps from JITA (all highsec) You’ll be close to safe space. Love, only love.

· A very fast jump freighter service (typically <24 completion time.) Get your stuff in 24 hours or less or your pizza is free!

· A newbro program. Join our CEO as he learns what “Stratops” means. He would google it, but he’s lazy, and usually asleep. Like all the time.

· Corp/Coalition/Alliance Discord and Mumble (Click HERE for our corp specific Discord)

REQUIREMENTS

· Helpful

· Friendly

· Active on Discord

· No Drama

· Likes long sunset walks on the beach. Even if you don’t like sand, it’s coarse, and rough, and irritating, and it gets everywhere.

Check out our our alliance dotlan page to see what you’re missing out on. You’ll also miss out on how sexy we are. Trust us, we wear really skimpy suits. Picture that.

If you are interested, you can contact Gungix in game or the Readycheck chat channel if that’s more your jam. But we must warn you. Our CEO drinks too much coffee. So, there’s that. Take it or leave it.

If you are not interested and "these aren’t the droids you are looking for. You can go about your business.”

In Game Channel: Readycheck

Thank you for reading. Have a great day!

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