After leaving Eve several years ago I have found my way back and am looking for a fun group to fly with as i build a new character.
As almost all my experiene is in null sec pvp I would like to find a casual, friendly corp in Null Sec to enjoy the game with.
I am EU TZ and would like a group that is active around that time who I can spend time with when i play the game!
My main “job” in the previous time I played was as a logi pilot, so I am looking forward to testing out all the new stuff with that.
Are you between 18-99 years old? Are you allowed to watch R-rated movies. Have you ever performed the hellicopterdicking? Are you a hellicopter pilot named Richard? Can you stop the Rokh? Do you really want to stop the Rokh? Is going to the disco your other favourite activity? Then it’s time for you to sign up to Lightning Squad, the shockiest of Squads. Join “Lightning Squad PUB” today to chat or message me directly thank you.
What we offer:
Questionable Advice and Tutorials
Strong and Stable Memes
Hopes and Dreams
The Biggest E-Peens
No Rhymes Allowed
Empty Collection Cups for Tears
Hookers and Blackjack
What we expect:
Willingness to use Teamspeak
Willingness to pretend to enjoy Core Berger’s farts
Willingness to explode
Willingness to be self sufficient
Ability to accommodate one regulation sized Pineapple to the rear
I’ll be super nasty now and just be short and paste our link to forum recruitment thread… you will find our discord link there aswell if you think it might be something for you Don’t let our name fool you, UMAH is a very mixed corp with all different playstyles and timezones o7
small EU TZ corp, currently living out of LS, intending on WH, abysslas, test FW, builds, pve etc all the good stuff… jump into shield107 in game for a chat to see if we are a godd match for each other… cheers Ed.