[SLOW] Slow Children at Play - [5H0R1] Short Bus Buccaneers looking for more nerds

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had some big stuff going on tonight

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BUCCANEERZ BE ON DA PROWL

We krumped open da roam fer da SLOW boyz, tossin’ out dem old rusty ScyFIs from da Buccaneer stash. (Aye, we got shinier ones now, but dis cap’n too lazy ta refit, so ye fly what ye get 'til it explodes!)

We stomped into Shadow Space lookin’ fer scrap, but only bagged a scrawny DNI an’ some poor fool in a cyno Venture.
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Then we set course fer Goon lands, smellin’ proper brawlz. Got into it wit’ a pack o’ fat battleships. Landed a glorious boosh — blew da bubble off, trapped da boosher, and he went down like a TRUE WAAAGH HERO! That let us stomp da ISK war and blast our way out mostly intact.
(WELL… most o’ us. Every lubber point at @[5H0R1]Wahlter Jouhinen[SLOW] and LAUGH TILL YER LUNGS BURST!)

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Good scrap, good loot, good laughs! Thanks fer joinin’ da WAAAGH — we sail again soon, ya scurvy gitz! :pirate_flag:

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summer is hitting but we’re still here looking for more nerds :slight_smile:

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still recruiting

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buMP!

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Bump!

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git bumpd nerd

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Bu-Bump

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Boop!

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2 Boop

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Summer went a little slow but we’re back and got our feet wet by trying out fw.

If you’re looking for that kind of content we’re around too :slight_smile:

BATTLE KRUMPIN’ REPORT – FIRST WAAAGH PATROL

We went out ta test da waters in da fightin’ zone, see wot gubbinz we could smash. Stomped ‘round da area, an’ sure enuff we caught some gitz bein’ all sneaky-like. We gave ‘em a good krumpin’! Even blew up some depot fingy wot gave us loot-point shinies (LP, da loot wot makes ya rich an’ loud).

After dat, we was gonna stand down, but dere was a big bash on an iHub right next to Evati. So we sez: “OI, let’s join da bash!” We charged in, bashin’ away – got dat iHub down deep into da red (armor all but gone!) – but da zoggin’ enemy brought big scary Nightmarez an’ sneaky Loki gitz. Den dey swapped ta Brutix Navies, den ta zippy nano Draugurz. Da enemy kept changin’ gear while our side was just a ragtag mob o’ militia ladz wit’ kitchen-sink junker ships. We legged it an’ got shoved off da field!

First proppa patrol weren’t bad at all: krumped about 500 mil ISK over 10 kills, got da lay o’ da land, an’ found out we need MOAR fast tackle in our time-zone. (Though da remote SeBos were dead sneaky – we caught a slicer wot thought we was too slow. Surprise, ya git!)
Plan is ta run dis sorta patrol once a week, maybe some sneaky short-notice bashes when I’m ‘round.
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