Sold. WTS - A Relic from Eve's History, from the Legendary Monoclegate, The Infamous Looking Glass Monocle Interface (right/gold)

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:crown: Attention, Capsuleers of New Eden! :crown:
Come one, come all, for I bring news of a most illustrious treasure now offered to the wider universe! Once reserved exclusively for mine brethren of Goonswarm Federation, this legendary accessory, the Infamous Looking Glass Monocle, is now available to all who dare to claim it. This is no mere bauble, but a piece of EVE Online history, forged in the fires of Monoclegate 2011!

:crossed_swords: A Tale of Extravagance and Infamy :crossed_swords:

Nay, I say unto you, this monocle is no simple trinket. It was once the spark that ignited rebellion, priced more extravagantly than the finest Amarrian silks and more opulent than the grandest Caldari citadel. When the microtransaction storm shook the stars, this monocle stood as the symbol of defiance and grandeur, and today, it remains a testament to a time of outrage and unity.

:amphora: A Treasure Unearthed :amphora:

Unearthed from the depths of asset safety, as though exhumed from a time capsule, this monocle shimmers with history and prestige. Unobtainable and irreplaceable, it now seeks a new master who is bold enough to bear it with pride.

:milky_way: Why You Must Have This Monocle :milky_way:

  • Declare Your Wealth Like the Elon Musk of EVE: This monocle is the ultimate display of opulence, broadcasting to all of New Eden that your ISK reserves rival the fortunes of the real-world magnates. Make your presence in Jita unforgettable, where your very existence whispers, “I have the wealth of a star-forging mogul!”
  • The Ultimate Troll Tool: For those who delight in stirring envy and chaos, this monocle is your golden ticket. Imagine the reactions as you parade through the universe, a true lord of ISK and humor.
  • A Piece of History: The gods of CCP have decreed this artifact extinct, never to return. Owning it makes you a curator of EVE’s rich legacy, a capsuleer who does not just play but lives the history of New Eden.
  • Unmatched Prestige: Whether you are an empire builder, a cunning marketeer, or a master of wormholes, this monocle elevates your status to legendary.

:moneybag: Asking Price: 60 Billion ISK! :moneybag:

Yes, you read that right! At 60 billion ISK, this Looking Glass Monocle is offered to those who value legacy, prestige, and a slice of EVE’s storied past. Post your serious offers here on the forum, and once declared, we may finalize details privately with the dignity befitting such a grand transaction.

Seize this opportunity, dear friends, before it vanishes into legend once more.

Huzzah, and may fortune favor the bold!

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30B offer

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I don’t understand at all why I should buy it. And never use monocle.
But you described everything so colorfully…
40B offer.

P.S. Somebody, pls, make bigger offer. ((:

P.S. Someone hit the jackpot : 15B nice price

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Ah, ArchyZavr, I see mine words have worked their charm, and even a non-believer hath felt the siren call of the Looking Glass Monocle! How wondrous that the splendor of history and prestige doth awaken such temptation, even in one who never intended to wear it!

Your offer of 40 billion ISK is well-received, and the community shall have 48 hours to rise and answer this bid, should any brave Capsuleer wish to outmatch your newfound admiration. Will another dare to claim this relic for their own, or shall ArchyZavr walk away with a deal so grand, crowned by a monocle that now whispers promises of opulence?

The challenge hath been set, dear friends of New Eden. Come forth with higher offers if fortune favors thee, or let ArchyZavr claim this artifact of legend!

Huzzah, and let the ISK flow like the riches of the stars!

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Glad to hear that…

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Hear ye, hear ye, Capsuleers of New Eden! The sands of time are slipping swiftly through the hourglass, and but 24 hours remain to make your move on the Infamous Looking Glass Monocle! The current bid stands at 40 billion ISK, a tantalizing offer from ArchyZavr, who hath even been persuaded to embrace the monocle’s grandeur.

Will thou allow this relic of Monoclegate to pass into the hands of another, or shall a bold new bidder step forth to seize this piece of history? The clock ticks, and fortune awaits only the swift and daring!

Make your move, and let thy wealth speak before the auction closes! :crossed_swords:

Huzzah, and may the best offer prevail!

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A heartfelt thank you to all who participated and expressed interest in the Infamous Looking Glass Monocle! The contract has now been posted, and the transaction is underway. I appreciate the enthusiasm, the offers, and the spirit of EVE that you all brought to this sale!

Huzzah, and may your future endeavors be ever prosperous and filled with adventure!