The pigeons are revolting.
Blue Beetle is a weird film.
We don’t waterboard people. Anymore.
Actually we did waterboard someone last week but it was an accident.
I am poor.
The only thing I have is my sperm whale.
My name’s Jacqueline McCafferty and I lost 3 year o’ ma life tae heroin.
KIll Jester.
Vanessa Feltz
Bring pie.
I forgot the pie.
FROM THE FEDERAL NET – NOTICE – JOIN UP NOW !
Proud YOUNG PEOPLE in uniform, the bloom of human evolution.
YOUNG PEOPLE
I'm doing my part... Me, too...
Are you ?
The mobile infantry logo: LIGHTNING BOLTS ON A BLACK SHIELD.
OFFICIAL VOICE
Join the mobile infantery and save the world !
Service guarantees citizen-ship.
Would you like to know more ?
SOUSN stole my babies.
BUG METEOR:
Behold actual pictures of a METEOR, this one a mile across, as it hurtles
past an observation ship.
OFFICIAL VOICE
The Bugs send another meteor our way !
A BRIGHT EXPLOSION in space out beyond the moon.
OFFICIAL VOICE
But this time we are ready !
Planetary defenses are better than ever !
Would you like to know more ?
KLENDATHU — WHY WE HAVE TO FIGHT !
Klendathu, a fierce orange planet ringed by an asteroid belt,
orbits a double star.
OFFICIAL VOICE
Klendathu, source of the bug meteor attacks,
orbits a twin star system whose brutal gravitational
forces produce an unlimited supply of meteorites...
A “You are here” map of the KNOWN GALAXY shows the Earth in
relationship to the BUG PLANETARY SYSTEM and Klendathu.
OFFICIAL VOICE
To ensure the safety of our solar system,
Klendathu must be eliminated !
Would you like to know more ?
LIVE BROADCAST – FROM ORBIT - THE INVASION OF KLENDATHU !
For BATTLE GROUPS, sixty STARSHPS strong, orbit the orange planet.
Graphics: KLENDATHU: THE INVASION
OFFICIAL VOICE
We break net now and take you live to Klendathu
where the invasion has begun !
EXT KLENDATHU – NIGHT – THE CAMERA takes the Mobile Infantery CAP TROOPERS wearing fully armed Marauder POWER SUITS as they move up the line, the pans to the NET CORRESPONDENT