Looking for a unicorn apparently.
What I bring:
- 10+m sp omega main, 6+m sp omega alt, couple of 5.5m sp alpha alts. Skilled around cruiser down PVP. Caracal, hound, stiletto, jackdaw, jaguar, wolf, T2 small guns, T2 light missiles, T2 rockets. Excellent fitting skills.
- Currently skilling into drones for PVE isk self-sufficiency reasons.
- Been playing on and off for a long time and I have the 2005 toon to prove it. Not a total newbro but not elite either.
- Eager to learn the ways of the small gang life, this appeals the most to me.
- Willing to step up, willing to FC, willing to learn by exploding.
- British. FWIW.
- Quite flexible on TZ. High availability, highly active. WFH.
- Prefer to be in voice comms when logged in.
- Willing to auth toons if necessary.
- Strongly team focused, I put my corpmates first. Loyal to a fault.
- Graceful loser, humble winner.
- Would much rather undock and die than spin safe and be bored.
- Creatively inclined, good with logos and such, willing to contribute with this.
- I’m told I have a good sense of humour. I pride myself in being tactful and respectful in comms.
- I like a nice chit chat.
- I like cats.
What you offer:
- FW, Lowsec, Null, or J-space.
- Highly active small gang focused PVP.
- Good comms culture.
- Decently stocked reasonably priced market, no market bluef*cking.
- Emotionally mature adults with fully formed prefrontal cortex, minimum 25+ but preferably 30+.
- Preferably mostly UK/EU/AU pilots for maturity and banter reasons.
- Prefer more conservative leaning crowd or at least a “leave politics at the door” policy.
- Handouts and SRP a welcome bonus but not absolutely necessary.
- Good PVE on doorstep would be nice.
- Willing to help people learn the small gang life.
- Actually give a ■■■■about your killboard as a reflection of your ability, but aren’t salty about losses either.
- You’ve seen the list of ships I can fly and thought to yourself “yeah this guy would be busy with us”.
- No sitting around waiting for fleet pings, if you’re logged in then let’s gooooooo.
What you DON’T offer:
- “Oh you can’t fly our high-sp DPS doctrine? That’s okay here’s a T1 logi/ewar/tackle frigate to skill into.”
- Sovnull cancer. “flashform machariels under progodlegend, we’ve got a timer to defend!”
- Pochven.
- No offence to my American friends but typical USTZ drama/immaturity.
- Won’t undock except for pinged fleet.
- Super-elite 25m sp minimum, T3C + HAC fleet, faction modules or bust.
- Catgirl/anime creepiness.
- Your English dialect is memes.
- Toxic “HTFU” internet edgelords in comms insulting someone’s intellectual capacity just because they were under the mistaken impression that you can’t fit a macguffin on a thingamajig without a stuffinator.
- Risk averse ship spinners/undock sitters.
- Excessive IT services… one or two is fine but if you’ve got slack+mumble+discord+teamspeak+forums+auth+coalition IT please miss me with that BS.
- Paplinks, participation requirements, “it’s only 3 fleets per month!”.
- Affiliation with Goons or the SA forums.