Total Mayhem - Sniggerdly Training/Vetting Corp

Are you a PvP noob but want to learn and are willing to commit yourself 100% to it?

Maybe you have some PvP experience, but want to be better, and a part of something better?

Do you consider yourself a pro PvPer but you’ve just never found the right group to test your mettle with?


That’s right! Here at the Total Mayhem we take pride in our ability to take players of all known experience levels, break them down into mewling crap spawn they are and rebuild them into terrible warriors of righteous vengeance.

Total Mayhem is the training/vetting corp for Sniggerdly, the infamous pirate corp from Pandemic Legion, and we are recruiting! Actually, you probably suck pretty bad and should just go apply to some random scrub corp or something. But, the few of you that don’t suck, swing by the Join Total Mayhem channel in game and talk to a recruiter. We are VERY SELECTIVE (not really). We have accepted a few scrubs, we do like a challenge when it comes to recruits, and nothing more rewarding then taking a useless scrub and make him good, or at least decent.

Here’s what we are looking for:


-10 mil min SP bare minimum

-Must be able to fly stealth bombers (with bomb launcher), Interdictor (with interdiction sphere launcher) or a command destroyer (MJ Field Generator) and T2 fit 1 race of battlecruiser

-People who can dedicate their character 100% to PvP. We are not a ratting corp. We understand the need to make ISK, but that should be the minority of your time.

-People who can support an incredibly fiscally irresponsible PvP lifestyle. This cannot be understated. If you do not have an ability to support massive amounts of ship losses then gtfo.

-Zero Attitude. You do not come into the Total Mayhem with attitude, but you may leave with it.

-Seriously Zero Attitude. We don’t care if you are the PvP Messiah sent down from Valhalla to teach us the glorious ways of the warrior. When you come in you’re nothing. We don’t give a crap how good you think you are, and if you come in and try to tell people you will get kicked.

-Thick Skin. 90% of your body mass should probably be skin.

-No Corp jumpers

-and, obviously, we expect 100% loyalty and commitment to the Total Mayhem. This isn’t an alt corp. This isn’t for weekend PvPers. This is where you live.


-PvP experience is a big plus, but we would rather take a new guy who will stfu and learn than some “experienced” jackass that thinks he knows what he is doing and won’t stfu and do what he is told.

-Having an alt account is almost mandatory for being able to fund your life in Total Mayhem.

  • The ability to handle a completely abusive and trolling environment. You can’t handle it, we are not for you.

Here’s what we have to offer

-Lots and lots and lots and lots of PvP. We have regular Ops and people are always PvPing. All we do is PvP. Seriously.

-Access to high quality PvPers to help you learn stuff. But they are probably going to talk trash to you while they teach you, and I guarantee you will learn.

-Comms and all that technical stuff. Mumble and mic is required

-A feeling of superiority, or as it is better known: “smug”

-A fully ZERO PERCENT ship replacement policy. Seriously we won’t pay for anything you lose. Edit: off and on we replace Logi, it’s pretty random.

-As this is Sniggs training corp you also have the oppurtunity to one day get into Sniggerdly. But you first need to survive a fair bit of trolling, abuse and a rough beating. You can’t expect to join the big bad boys without proving you’re worth it.

Check out our recruitment channel “Join Total Mayhem” and ask to speak to a recruiter. If a recruiter isn’t available, there is always someone who can help in our recruitment discord

Also, just out of charity to those who are too dumb to realise this, we expect a FULL API from ALL ACCOUNTS. You have a problem with this go somewhere else.


We have just re-opened the corp (new purpose) to start recruiting potential graduates to Sniggerdly.

We have Mumble, Discord, IRC, Forums and a JF service.

If you are interested drop by Join Total Mayhem in game and wait for a recruiter to convo you.

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Sniggwaffe had a better name, fwiw.


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I agree. Then again, we had our own aboriginal ■■■■■■■ space jesus!


Looking for new recruits, all time zones.

Just joined your channel

You sound like a pack of wankers. Applying.

If you wait in the Join Total Mayhem channel, someone will get to you :smile:

sounds like people will be really missing out if they do not join this angry band of space peeps

Had some people join, looking for more.

Drop by the Join Total Mayhem channel say hello and wait for a recruiter.

Still looking for more duders! Hit our channel up for more info from our recruiters.

Fed up with the same ■■■■, looking to try something different, then this is the place for you.

Nothing to lose, so much to gain.

Cant wait to FC you Slack Jawed Maggots into a No win Situtation…

I got salvager 5

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Still looking for more members.

Still recruiting.

Recruiting all TZ’s

good to see things are starting off nicely :smiley: looking forward to meeting everyone

Recruitment currently open

Man’s not hot, never hot
Skrrat, skidi-kat-kat

Slowly growing, still looking.