100 billion bounty
help me make you more of a joke… well i dont know if 100bil is enough in that case honestly
hm … difficult question indeed …
dont delete to often you might forget what you were going to say
guess its called “loghorria” in English what i have … and i am usually quite bored …
is that like Chrone’s where you have to poop all the time…?
no …
AHHHH it is! i knew it hahaha Mr. poopy pants you better get that under control
better it is
I need 30b investing in my new venture. It is a totally untapped market.
Here is the idea:
I will provide cybersex services to lonely guys in game (there are a lot of them). They will pay 10m per hour for this service.
I am sourcing these cybersex services from women in the baltics and will pay them 1m per hour for their services.
Essentially I make 9m an hour in profit margin.
Example 1 month earnings:
500 clients
Average 5 hours of cybersex per client per month
9m * 2500 = 22.5b profit per month
You will make back the invesment almost in full the first month, the rest is pure profit.
After this venture is up and running we will tap into the more kinky and niche market of “show feet” men etc. They will pay an additional 10-20m for freaky fantasies as that requires more effort.
I am offering you 15% interest on your investment.
Hit me up for the deal of a lifetime.
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@Caedor market size estmates per anum?
This depends on CCPs effort to keep the game alive.
If we look at Eve-Offline.net as the source for how many players play this game. With 24k active players the last 24 hours. Assuming half of them are multiboxing we have 12k players per 24 hours.
I estimate about 20%-30% of the Eve population to be lonely losers which will give us a market of 2500 potential clients per day.
It is all about marketing and reaching out.
I am also looking into sourcing women from Colombia to cover all timezones for increased coverage.
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@Caedor but more importantly does this violate eaula in any way?
Sex always sells, no doubt, but if its allowed or not is a more important matter to the overall success of the investment in the lomg term.
@caedor To give ya a hint making money : I know a real life single-girl flying a titan … feel the Iskies?
@F3ND1MUS once heard she needs a headset … thats all …
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@Wallecctro_Firearrow I have no idea what that means
@F3ND1MUS guess ya are thinking now and not guess you so very alone 
@Wallecctro_Firearrow im always thinking, im sometimes alone. but not now 
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beeing on duty