WTS 2005 character with the best name you ever saw! 900k SP

[The_Intruder]

A name fit for all aspects of EVE life!

Do you want to train a new stealth bomber alt, but can’t think of a menacing name? The Intruder!

Intrude in some systems by training a cyno alt? The Intruder!

Need to cause chaos in peoples wormholes? The Intruder!

Infiltrate opponents corp with a name nobody will suspect? The Intruder!

Please note I’m selling this character for the name and age. The Intruder: 900k SP
Positive security status, located in Kisogo, no kill rights, 3 bonus remaps.

I’m gonna let this run for a few days and sell it if there’s an offer that feels right.

[Elise_Frei]

This is the greatest sales as i’ve ever seen. 3b

[Violet_Shaw]

such passionate

[Shipwreck_Jones]

Nice enthusiasm, but I think you oversold it a bit. In fact, every time someone claims to have an awesome name, it’s always disappointing. Like an obscure reference to a character from an old star trek episode, and they had to use a number or special character in the name because they weren’t even the first.

Also, hands down, the best name in Eve Online is “Steve Online.”

Also, your name sounds like a sex toy. HEY, WAIT A MINUTE…

God, this was bugging me. It was from Intolerable cruelty.

[The_Intruder]

Sure, might have gone a bit over the top, but it’s been a slow day at work and I was bored.
But! I don’t see the downside in sharing a name with a sex toy. Even sorta look like it.

[The_Intruder]

Wifes/Girlfriends birthday coming up? Forgot mothersday?
The Intruder! The perfect gift!

100% Satisfaction Guarantee!

Also, bump.

[Kigori]

props to your sales pitch,
much better than the usual name that sounds like someones 2 year old came up with and skillsheet link
free bump for ya

[Kazim]

Now, this is how you sell a character regardless of SP

[The_Intruder]

Thanks guys! I spent several minutes in paint to make this, so I’m glad you’re enjoying it!

[The_Intruder]

Break into those rocks and steal their juicy minerals with, The Intruder!

Skillpoints not included

[The_Intruder]

Intruding!

[Roger_Balek]

Free bump for that “Sales Marketing V” skill you own

[The_Intruder]

Thank you kindly! Even if he never gets sold, at least he brought some joy to the world!

[Gorden_Ramsay]

4B Buyout

[The_Intruder]

Thanks for the offer, but I’m in no rush to get sold, so I’ll wait and see if something better comes along.

[The_Intruder]

Mint in box, one of a kind!

[The_Intruder]

Get it before it becomes a ship name!