2019/09/16 - UNSCHEDULED DOWNTIME EXTENSION & DDOS ATTACK

What do you have against spaghetti? you racist!

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you gotsta chill my dude

They should have done their best to not let it fail in the first place. That is what you expect from people who “do their job”. All these apologists who say “CCP does their best” should learn that their apologetic behavior only compounds the issues EVE is facing.

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as long as i can get that sweet warp to i don’t care about chat

This game would be 50 million times more amazing if that were so

that would be counterproductive, dont you see theyre already scared the cookies are going to run out?

And they could not fix it over the course of two months. Amazing…

LOL go back to u moms bed… When u get old enough you also have to find a job

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CCP, i hate to break it to you but local’s been broken for almsot 2 years now. Low sec local is SO broken, i just pretend it doesnt exist. If i have 2 characters in the same local, 100% of the time, they have totally different local lists of who is there, often not even seeing each other. One can have 7 in local and the other will have 3, and they’ll ALL be totally different characters.

You promised if you didnt sort out chat, that in march or april you’d bring back the old system.

You never sorted out anything, and we’re stuck with CRAP for local.

No one wants to play in FW space where the gate slide is broken and lokis have a 20% chance to show in local even when you set them red, and you lose ships … it’s crap.

Do something. Bring back the old local, this new thing DOESNT WORK.

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Why blackout local when you can blackout the game?

:CCPLOGIC:

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server online, stuck at authentication

I sense you must be one of those people living in their parents basement. :slight_smile:

logging impossible handshake failure…

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Connection Failed

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I would just go do something else for an hour

Just logged in the game, undocked with 2 characters and then the socket closed.

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Returning player, how long does maintenance usually last?

You’ll know the servers are back up when the replies to this post stop.

Surely I do. And I have never left their basement, I weigh 200 kg and have a massive neckbeard. How did you know?

Pfffft stop using logic and facts, please. We’re trying to shitpost here!

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