Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes!

We also recruit in EU/US TZs! There’s stuff going on 'round the clock! ZOMG.

Recruitment is ongoing! Drop in and say hi!

We are open to trying new experiences, with you! Come get to know us!

Did we mention we love it when you share dog memes with us? We do! Come visit our public channel and ask us how!

We’re still recruiting! Drop in and say hi!

Recruitment is OPEN ZOMG.

Recruitment is still up! We’re so excited to meet you!

Welcome! Take a seat over there, next to the stack of tentacle-themed drone erotica holovids! Don’t pay them any mind, I don’t know why they’re there.

Ask us about our skincare regimen! We’ll take you on a magical beauty-routine adventure if you join our corp!


Come bask in the glowing warmth of corporate culture, visit us!

omg come stay over! We’ll put on make-up and read about the latest celebrities and watch holovids and talk about boys and it’ll be the best corp ever.


Come be that special someone for us! Join our corp!

Recruitment is open! Come hang out in our lounge, chat with us about that messy celebrity beef that was all over GalNet! Then we can all lie to social media together about our “lifestyle” adventures! It’ll be the best!

Recruitment is open, wheeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Recruitment is open! We’re so excited to meet you!

Recruitment is open! Come say hi, let us tell you all about our latest regrettable fashion choices!

Recruitment is open! Come fly with us and learn about how to get paid! #werk

You know how you grow up into a humble family of station janitors, cleaning out the hangar bay, wistfully dreaming about a better life, and then some shipcaptain appears out of nowhere and sweeps you off your feet and you find out that you’re actually minor nobility and now you get to go to fancy parties and live in castles on exotic planets and wear a tiara?

Well! Joining our corp is just like that, kinda! Start your adventure with us today!

Recruitment is open! Let us help you discover the power of positive thinking! The power was inside you all along! All you needed to achieve your goals was a good attitude!

Also a hold full of ammo. But we’ll help you with that, too, because we believe in you.

Recruitment is open! Drop by for the sense of wonder as you take your first steps into a wider universe, stay for the dog memes!