Recruitment is open! I got some new pajamas! Let’s have a slumber party! We can talk about celebrities, eat those cakes we like, and have fun shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles! It’ll be so much fun! I’m so excited!
Recruitment is open! I had a cooking mishap, and the only thing that saved me from having a hysterical meltdown right there in the kitchen was this corp, who taught me how to work through my feelings by shooting reds, right in their stupid face!
Recruitment is open! Please to meet!
Recruitment is open! Don’t despair! If you feel like you made the wrong choices in life, you can always improve things by shooting reds, right in their stupid face, with missiles! Try it, it’s very therapeutic!
Recruitment is open! All the best dog memes!
Recruitment is open! If you’re thinking about life choices, and you’re not sure what’s next and that maybe you’ve made a lot of mistakes in life, don’t worry! It happens to all of us! That celebrity couple you were obsessively following on social media just wasn’t going to work out, so don’t despair! We’re here to help you in this difficult time, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget, everything is better when you have cupcakes!
Recruitment is open! There’s always something new to learn, don’t be shy! We’re here to help you explore your … proclivities! If something is giving you new and confusing emotions, you’re on the right track! Try it, you might find you like it, and we here at AKS will always support your indulgences, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! Believe the hype! Follow the latest fashion trend! Drop everything and go along with the latest fad! Overturn your life on the whims of social-media celebrities!