Recruitment is open! I baked cupcakes!
Recruitment is open! Sometimes, you need to stop worrying about what “haters” say about you on social media. Don’t let them “kink shame” you for your collection of tentacle-themed drone-fic you’ve been keeping in your hangar! It’s beautiful and natural, and we’ll always accept you, no matter your enthusiasms, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! In retrospect, some of my life-choices were regrettable!
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to ask about our experimental poetry workshop! You’ll be amazed and horrified by how we turn basic concepts like “meaning” and “words” inside out!
Recruitment is open! If you’re feeling like breakfast-food concepts have changed a lot since you were younger, don’t worry! We’re here to help you navigate this new and confusing reality! There’s no need to fear, because we’re by your side, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! I baked bread!
Recruitment is open! If you’ve ever woken up in a strange place, wearing somebody else’s clothes and no memory of the last couple weeks, don’t worry! We’ve all been there, and our trained experts are here to help you sort things out in this confusing time!
Recruitment is open! I’m not dead! Just tired and ugly! Please let me finish my nap!
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