Recruitment is open! If you’ve ever done a “walk of shame” at six in the morning, dragging all your stuff down to the bus stop wearing last night’s clothes and with mascara streaming down your face, don’t worry! We’ll be there to help you pick up and get sorted, and these latest fashion concepts we read about on social media might be just the thing to get you back on track!
Recruitment is open! Come join us, and then have a real serious think about your life choices!
Recruitment is open! If you want to come do HOTT nonstop pvp sexytimes, come join us and discover a whole universe of new and exciting/confusing experiences!
Recruitment is open! Don’t worry about “haters” on social media who say your breakfast-pastry choices are “problematic”! Stick with us and we’ll teach you all sorts of valuable coping mechanisms for these and other challenges in your life!
Recruitment is open! Don’t worry if none of this makes any sense! We’re here to help you sort things out in these confusing times!
Recruitment is open! I made pancakes!
Recruitment is open! Remember: “body horror” is just another kind of kink-shaming, and we’ll never do that! If you’re finding yourself curious about exploring your emotions regarding things you can do to your body (but everybody said you shouldn’t), we’re here to support you!
Recruitment is open! If you’re experiencing a personal crisis because “haters” wrote that your holiday decorations were “problematic” on social media, don’t despair! Our team of trained crisis-management specialists are here to help you navigate this difficult time!