APARTMENT 213 EXTRACTION SERVICES
“We extract the resources. We keep the questions to a minimum.”
CEO: Dahmer DoorDash
Primary Operations: Mining • Ratting • Industry • Hauling • Resource Extraction
Recruitment: OPEN
Discord: Apartment 213
Public Channel: 213X Front Desk
WELCOME HOME.
You’ve been looking for a corporation.
A place to make ISK.
A place to mine.
A place to rat.
A place to build something.
A place where people know your name.
You found Apartment 213.
The rent is reasonable.
The neighbors are quiet.
Management is attentive.
And the door at the end of the hallway…
isn’t your concern.
WHAT WE DO
We keep things simple.
We find resources.
We extract them.
We move them.
We turn them into something useful.
And then we do it again.
MINING
Bring a mining ship and an appetite for rocks.
We’re interested in pilots who enjoy:
- Ore mining
- Mining operations
- Resource gathering
- Hauling
- Industrial support
- Building corporate stockpiles
- Turning rocks into ISK
There are plenty of rocks in space.
We’re going to take all of them
Eventually.
RATTING
Sometimes you need something a little more exciting than staring at an asteroid for six hours.
That’s where the rats come in.
Go out.
Kill things.
Make ISK.
Come back.
Preferably with everything you left with.
Management isn’t responsible for lost ships, questionable decisions, or pilots who decide that “one more site” is a good idea.
EXTRACTION & INDUSTRY
Apartment 213 isn’t interested in simply collecting resources.
We’re interested in doing something with them.
Extract.
Haul.
Process.
Build.
Repeat.
We’re looking for industrial-minded pilots who enjoy manufacturing, logistics, resource management, and watching a pile of raw materials slowly become something considerably more expensive.
Because at Apartment 213…
nothing goes to waste.
DAHMER DOORDASH
CEO — Dahmer DoorDash
Your order has been accepted.
Your driver is on the way.
Your resources will arrive at their destination.
Eventually.
Dahmer DoorDash doesn’t lose deliveries.
He just occasionally has difficulty explaining where the previous customer went.
APARTMENT 213
There’s a reason the corporation has that name.
We’re not going to explain it.
If you understand the reference, you’ll probably appreciate the joke.
If you don’t…
Don’t worry about it.
You have a room now.
Just remember the apartment rules.
THE HOUSE RULES
01 — Don’t open Door 213.
Seriously.
02 — Don’t ask what’s behind Door 213.
You don’t want to know.
03 — If you hear something in the walls…
You didn’t.
04 — If Dahmer DoorDash tells you he needs help with a delivery…
Help him.
05 — Keep your assets insured.
Management has learned from experience.
06 — Don’t make a mess.
Management hates paperwork.
07 — Have fun.
We’re playing EVE, after all.
WHO BELONGS HERE?
We’re looking for people who want more than another corporation sitting in their character history.
We’re looking for:
Miners
Ratters
Industrialists
Haulers
Logistics pilots
Manufacturers
New players
Veterans
People who enjoy dark humor and questionable management
You don’t need 100 million SP.
You don’t need to know every mechanic in EVE.
You don’t need to live in the game.
You just need to show up, contribute when you can, and not be an asshole.
THIS ISN’T A CORPORATION.
It’s a residence.
You have a room.
You have neighbors.
You have management.
And somewhere down the hall…
there’s Apartment 213.
Nobody goes in.
Nobody talks about it.
Nobody asks why the lights are still on.
APARTMENT 213 EXTRACTION SERVICES
Mining. Ratting. Industry. Extraction. Logistics.
We take what’s available.
We make it useful.
We keep the lights on.
And if you hear footsteps coming down the hallway… don’t worry.
That’s just management.
“We don’t ask where you’ve been.
We only ask what you’re bringing back.”
The door is open.
Just don’t knock on 213.
