Astral Acquisitions Inc.
New player corp - we kinda have no idea what we’re doing, but have a blast doing it. We’ve blown up ships in glorious battle, ventured to places we have no business being, and love to keep going back for more. Come join us explode ships, ore belts, wrestle with the forces of capitalism, and have a grand time battling the UI. New to the game or want to teach other players? We won’t say no - probably - just don’t take things too seriously and always follow our golden rule, don’t be a dick.
High Sec, of course! And wormholes, spooky.
Killboard? What’s that? The big red bar? 
Treasure hunting, IN SPACE! 
Free ships for new players, replaced when you lose them. Vets call this “SRP”, we call it the… well we also call it SRP if I’m being honest, I got nothin’
We measure the game in fun-per-hour, isk per hour is a joke!
PLEX giveaways, who doesn’t like those?
Ore buyback program. 
But CAT… what do I need to join, you might ask?
A pulse? No, because synths are people too. Honestly just be willing to learn, be good to people, and make the corp a better place for you being there than not.
Are you really a cat at a keyboard?
You’ll never know, see Infinite monkey theorem - Wikipedia
