Bard Services

Is anyone looking for a bard’s services? i will sing ballads, pen down shenanigans, disparage your enemies etc.

Think of me as a marketing jester. A chronicler of your exploits. A wandering wordsmith interested in your rise (and hopefully, not fall).

This is obviously an alt, but I’ve been playing EVE since 2006. I’m familiar with the game’s history. Tbh, I don’t intend to get into that null sec politiks. The rise and fall of many an alliance is already well-documented in books etc.

Instead, I’m more interested in the stories of others who call New Eden home. Drop me an in-game mail and we can chat further.

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If your guns spark in the vacuum cold,
If your hull bears scars but won’t be sold,
If your name is carved where the stars grow thin—
Then I’ll mark your tale, and listen in.

Still looking for prospective clients.

Yash,
Chronicler of New Eden

Fortunately, Eve doesn’t have dragons.

Oh, there be monsters still out there.

You’re not supposed to seduce those, either.

:innocent:

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