Hi. I’m Bardos Skylifter.
Now, a lot of you folks don’t know what MCAV is. But I can assure you this: by the end of this post you’re gonna want to do everything legally possible to get involved in it. Now eight years ago, I weighed 500 pounds, I was getting really high every day, and I was washing my dishes in the bathtub. But thanks to MCAV, two years later, I own myself a mansion, I got a summer home in Maine, I got an awesome boat, I got a jet pack, I got a sweet looking wife, and I got an entertainment center with a whole heck of a lot of CDs and laser disks and books I’ll never use.
Now all this material stuff doesn’t make me happy - although, you’ve never seen anything like that boat of mine. Nope, it’s my new Enyo that makes me happy. My new Enyo that is powerful, explosive, and a real competitor.
I know some of you might be thinking, “Okay, Bardos, you’re full of bologna sausage”. I’d understand your skepticism if there weren’t millions of people out there who changed their life through joining MCAV. But there are. People like Manute Bol, Richard Kiel, Andre (the) Giant, and of course The Titte’ Brothers.
So what are you waiting for? Come join MCAV and become a real competitor today!