CB.WG Null Sec Corp Recruiting!

Corporations & Alliances Recruitment Center
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:star2::rocket: Calling all Mavericks and Space Cowboys! :rocket::star2:

Tired of flying solo in the vast reaches of New Eden? Looking to join a crew that’s as tough as they come but knows how to have a blast? Welcome to Care Bears with Guns—where we mix the grit of the Wild West with the thrill of interstellar adventure!

:gun: Ready to sling some laser fire in epic PvP showdowns? Whether you’re a gunslinger itching for a duel or a seasoned tactician commanding fleets, we’ve got the action-packed battles you crave. From daring skirmishes to full-scale wars, we ride into the fray with guns blazing and hearts pounding.

:pick: Seeking riches among the stars? Our mining operations extract the finest ores, gases, and ice in the galaxy. With top-notch equipment and skilled crews, we’ll have you hauling in the motherlode faster than you can say “bounty.”

:moneybag: Need to fatten up that wallet? Our ratting and crabbing expeditions offer lucrative opportunities to rake in the ISK. Whether you’re hunting pirates or plundering cosmic anomalies, we’ve got the loot to make any outlaw jealous.

:rocket: Dreaming of commanding the mightiest ships ever built? Look no further! At Care Bears with Guns, we pilot the colossal behemoths of space with precision and panache. From Titans to Dreadnoughts, we’ve got the firepower to rock the heavens.

:boom: Worried about losing your ship in battle? Fear not! Our Ship Replacement Program ensures that you’ll always have a ride home, no matter how rough the fight gets. With us, you can fly with confidence, knowing that we’ve got your back.

So saddle up, partner, and join us on the wildest ride this side of the galaxy! Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a greenhorn looking to make your mark, there’s a place for you among the Care Bears with Guns. Don’t miss your chance to become a legend among the stars—apply now! :milky_way::cowboy_hat_face:

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[Carebears With Guns: Off the Toilet Edition]

Proud members of Goonswarm Federation

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Bumpp

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Bumpity bump

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I wouldn’t need to do this every day if EVE was a good game.

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The three seconds it takes to bump this post every day is the definition of suffering

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In an effort to fill this space with something more than just meaningless words meant to force the post to the top of the forum, I’ll instead be using it as my personal diary. I promise to tell all of my deepest darkest secrets, starting today.

Dear Diary,
It is Saturday April 19 and for the third consecutive day, the directors of my corp have tried to con me into space work.

The End.

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Dear Diary,

The easter bunny visited my house today. He left me some delicious brown candies, but they don’t really taste much like chocolate.

The End,
Bump

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Bumping while waiting for pew pew.

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This isn’t the bump I want right now, but it’s the one we need.

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“Just one more bump,” Alan screams in my ear over the thumping bass. “You owe me bro,” I shout back.

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Bumps—Bumps—Bumps—Bumps—movin’ up the post again,
An’ there’s no discharge in the war!