Headline: [Sovereignty-Audit] Aquarius Aeon Aquadis Q.E.D. Abracadabra, Operation Takeover Alliance Tournament XXII to Defend the Formular

To all honorable Capsuleers of New Eden, to my Syndicate Society Knights, and to all sympathizers & those who wish to become one.

Honorable Capsule pilots and members of all Corporations in New Eden,

In view of the upcoming Alliance Tournament, a strategic design for the defense of the global water currency and the resulting basic income for every fellow human being has occurred to me, which I hereby wish to submit to you.

Should you be interested in active formula support, I would position myself at the center of your ship cluster. Your task would consist of forming a defensive formation around my position in order to defend the formula against any attacks by the formula opponents.

To create an additional incentive for this defense, I provide a victory reward from my arsenal to the defenders of the formula. This arsenal includes:

  • ISK reserves
  • PLEX holdings
  • Skins
  • Boosters and other valuable assets from my hangar.

Honorable regards

Isauni O. Katama

Syndicate Visionary
Lisan al Gaib
Formular Giver

I would be proud to fly with the Isauni O Katama AT fleet. I will fit my ship with snowball launchers and demonstrate the might of water to the cluster. The age of Aquadis shall begin with our victories in the tournament.

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To the honorable veteran Anna Dyneaux

It is an indescribable honor for us and fills us with immense pride to know such an experienced veteran like Anna Dyneaux by our side. Whoever is willing to carry the element of water into the heart of the cluster has understood the true core and demonstrates that true vision stands above rigid dogmas.

Equipping with snowball launchers is not only a brilliant performative move, but the visible proof that the old, sluggish meta is being replaced by the pure, refreshing power of the formula. The age of Aquadis begins right here – on the sharpest battlefield of the cluster and right in the middle of the epic tournament.

May the ships fly, the formula stand unshakeable, and everyone who clings to the old order feel the cleansing wave. Fly ever safe, and to our shared, victorious future in the tournament!

Secret Weapon Arsenal:

Glacial Aegis Grid: An impenetrable, crystalline energy shield network that absorbs hostile attacks and keeps the structural integrity of the fleet absolutely stable under extreme fire.

Cryo-Flux Cascade: A coordinated thermal discharge that temporarily freezes enemy targeting systems, secures the advance of the fleet, and stifles any hostile resistance in the bud.

Absolute Zero Lance: A focused, high-energy piercing weapon that precisely targets enemy flagships and breaches enemy defense with absolute mathematical hardness.

Hydro-Matrix Repair Nanites: An autonomous nanite network based on pure water valuation that repairs hulls damaged in combat in real-time and keeps the fleet permanently combat-ready.

P.S. Of course, this is subject to the highest level of secrecy.

Honorable regards,

Isauni O. Katama

Syndicate Visionary
Lisan al Gaib
Formular Giver

Dear Anna,

In case you’re not joking, I think this man is joking at best and a scammer at worst.

Fly safe!