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Join to fly with a great crew stay for the hilarious stories and great memes

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A few returning members have joined us this week! Come find out what all the buzz is about and the benefits of being part of an “active/growing” corporation that is alive with present leadership.

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More returning members have joined us this week! Message me in game to setup a discord chat.

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:rocket::rotating_light: CEEK – Close Encounters of the Eve Kind :rotating_light::rocket:

Are you tired of lowsec losers and highsec hermits? Do you dream of being surrounded by chaos, explosions, and constant danger while sipping on your space coffee? Then CEEK – Close Encounters of the Eve Kind – might just be the violent utopia you’re looking for! We are a nullsec corporation in the mighty Goonswarm Federation, and we’re ready to make your EVE experience as explosive as the market price of titans!

What we offer:

:fire: PvP: Ever wanted to blow up a spaceship that’s worth more than your real-life car? Here’s your chance! We live in nullsec, where the only thing more deadly than the local rats are the real rats. Come join our war machine!

:money_with_wings: Ratting and Mining: Too shy to fight? Perfect, come chill with us in our comfy space while the real pilots handle the big fights. You’ll find ratting and mining here, but be warned, we still prefer you get your hands dirty with a bit of space murder.

:bomb: Alliance Shenanigans: In Goonswarm, we don’t just play EVE; we redefine it. From epic battles to meme-worthy ops, you’ll never be bored… unless you’re AFK for too long. Then we’ll find you, and we’ll make sure you feel the consequences (spoiler: explosions).

:pizza: A Great Community: Ever wanted to be in a Discord chat full of memes, bad puns, and actual strategies (don’t worry, the memes come first)? We’ve got you covered. At CEEK, we’ve perfected the art of trolling with a side of destruction.

What we’re looking for:

  • Space Cowboys: If you can fly ships that aren’t just hauling goods, we’ll give you a home, a fleet, and possibly a very questionable reputation.

  • Killmail Hunters: If your killboard doesn’t have enough kills, we’ll help you fix that – because if there’s no killmail, did you even exist?

  • Fun-loving Griefers: If your idea of fun is making others question their life choices after you blow them up, welcome to the family. Just don’t get too cocky; we have very good pilots, and we love to prove it.

  • Good vibes only: While we’re a bunch of war-hungry lunatics, we also love to party in EVE. Join for the explosions, stay for the chaotic banter.

What you need:

  • A ship (preferably one you don’t mind seeing get blown up in spectacular fashion).
  • A sense of humor (because we’re going to make fun of you, and you’ll want to make fun of us right back).
  • A desire to get involved in everything from small gang roams to massive fleet battles. If it explodes, we want you there!

Join us in the most dangerous corner of the galaxy! Whether you’re looking to shoot, shoot, or maybe just shoot some more, CEEK is the corp for you.

Apply Today!

  • If you’re not scared of your own death, you’ll fit right in.
  • If you’ve ever thought, “Hey, I want to be part of the biggest, most explosive family in the game,” then look no further.

:link: Contact us today, our in game channel is “CEEK RECRUITMENT”.

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Now for some words from our sponsors…

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Did you know? —
We launched our online Corp SRP over and beyond Alliance SRP for our fabulous/loyal members!
Get paid to PVP!
Giddy up…

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:rocket: Join CEEK: Close Encounters of the EVE Kind – Where We Shoot First and Ask Questions Never! :rocket:

Are you tired of sitting in a drab space station, staring at nothing but your screen and wondering where all the excitement went? Do you want to make the universe a more violent place—preferably with your corpse intact? Look no further! CEEK is here, and we’re actively seeking fellow fearless (or just ridiculously reckless) capsuleers to join our bloodthirsty ranks!

Who Are We?

Picture this: a group of hardened space warriors decked out in shiny ships cooler than a well-placed warp bubble at a ganker’s gathering. At CEEK, we live by one simple motto: “The only good ship is a destroyed ship—preferably one that belongs to our enemies.” Our members don’t just log in; they log into absolute chaos, crafting tales of valor (and occasional blunders) across nullsec territory.

What We Offer:

  • Endless PvP Opportunities: Think you’re ready to unleash destruction? Our enemies have been warned… repeatedly! We do all the brain-freezing tactics and hair-brained schemes so you can focus on fitting your ship with turrets that are almost as big as your ego.

  • Free Snacks (And By Snacks We Mean Loot): Ever dreamt of hoarding so much loot that it starts to resemble a virtual episode of “Hoarders: EVE Edition”? Well, folks, now’s your chance! Join us in looting wrecks like kids on a sugar high raiding a candy store. Note: Loot may include “accidental” installations of enemy ships into your hangar.

  • An Impressive Killboard: Want bragging rights that’ll make even your mother raise an eyebrow? With our frequently exploding killboard, your e-peen will grow faster than a Hyperion on a caffeine binge. Come for the kills, stay because you can’t log off without the inevitable explosion of your ship somewhere in the galaxy.

  • Supportive Family Environment: We might be bloodthirsty, but we’re a family—though there’s a 50-50 chance that you might be the next sacrificial offering during our “no-ship-left-behind” policy. Forget team building; we build teams that cheer as they watch ships go boom together!

What We Expect from You:

  • Proficiency in the art of whining when you lose your ship. Though we’ll fully support your therapy sessions, especially if they involve blaming your fleet commander (who’s definitely never wrong, obviously).

  • A willingness to embrace the glorious chaos of nullsec and maybe learn about things like cloaking and ambush tactics (or just how to avoid a gate camp like your ex’s texts).

  • The sense of humor required to laugh hysterically when your ship explodes for the fifth time in a single night. It builds character, after all!

Join Us!

So what are you waiting for? If you’re ready to dive headfirst into a world where “oops, I exploded” is a staple part of your vocabulary, then grab your favorite beverage, dust off your pod, and apply to CEEK: Close Encounters of the EVE Kind today!

Warning: Joining CEEK may result in fits of laughter, spontaneous explosions, and the occasional existential crisis—all of which are entirely normal in a nullsec corporation. The universe is cold and unforgiving, but with CEEK, you won’t face it alone—you’ll face it as a dysfunctional family, firing lasers at anything that moves!

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If you aren’t in CEEK, then you’re still looking.

You want to be in this corp. They are the most friendly, competent, and kind group of capsuleers ready to teach you how to KILL. Oh and you’ll learn other things, too.

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:rocket: CEEK – Close Encounters of the Eve Kind: Now Recruiting! :milky_way:

Tired of mining alone in highsec while your cat judges you from the couch?
Dreaming of the day you can claim a chunk of nullsec as your own (or at least get a nice big shiny ship to blow up with reckless abandon)?
Well, it’s time to stop dreaming and start CEEK-ing—because we’re recruiting pilots to join the most dangerously fun, absurdly adventurous corporation in all of New Eden!

Why you’ll love CEEK (unless you’re a coward, in which case, what are you doing here?):

  • PvP Shenanigans: When we say we “fight for our space,” we mean it. Whether you’re popping in and out of hostile territory like a caffeinated squirrel, or blowing up enemy fleets like it’s your job, we guarantee there’s always something to shoot.
  • Nullsec Riches: You like isk? We like isk. From ratting to mining and to having way too many explosions in our region of space, CEEK is your ticket to making more money than that one friend who still thinks mining lasers are a “get rich quick” scheme.
  • Sov Space, Baby!: Imperium owned, defend it with your life (or at least a ship that costs more than your entire life savings), and pretend you’re a space lord. Bonus points if you make dramatic speeches in local chat.
  • Supportive, But…: We’re like that buddy who’s there for you when you need a hand, but will also totally sabotage your solo mission to make sure you have an “exciting” time. We’ll teach you how to PvP, PvE, and not take everything so seriously.
  • Drama-Free Zone: If you’re into toxic behavior or think spaceships should be “neat and orderly,” then… uh, maybe try joining a corp that lets you pilot a spreadsheet. We like to blow stuff up, laugh, and forget the world exists for a while.

What we need from YOU (and don’t worry, it’s not your soul, just your undying devotion to space chaos):

  • PvP Pilots: We need people who can shoot, and shoot with style. If you like fleet battles, 1v1s, or literally ANY excuse to press F1, you’ll fit right in.
  • Miners/Ratters: Got an isk-making secret? We’ll let you keep it… unless it involves us blowing up your hauler. (Oops.)
  • New er Players, Experienced Players, Cats With Ship Piloting Skills: Whether you’re relatively* fresh off the tutorial or an elite dreadnought commander, we’ll take you. All we ask is that you don’t use the word “safe” to describe anything in nullsec.
  • A Sense of Humor: If you don’t laugh at least 4 times a day, this might not be the corp for you. But hey, we can teach you to laugh at your ships exploding in the most creative ways possible.

TL;DR:
If you’ve got a taste for chaos, a love of blowing stuff up, and you don’t mind laughing at your mistakes (because let’s be real, we’ve all been there), CEEK is the home for you.

Come for the explosions. Stay for the memes.
Apply now! You can find us in the “CEEK RECRUITMENT” channel in-game. Your next close encounter awaits.

:rocket: #CEEK2Destroy :milky_way:

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