Is WR0NG right for you?

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Spoiler: A lot. But that’s what makes it fun!

Looking for a place to make bad decisions with good people? Want to get involved in an alliance that has absolutely no idea what it’s doing—but somehow makes it work anyway? Welcome to What Could Possibly Go WR0NG!

What We Offer:

* SOV Space: We’ll claim it, we’ll defend it, and we’ll probably lose it. But it’s ours for now;

  • PvP and PvE: Whether you like to blow things up or click on rocks, we’ve got a spot for you;

  • Constant Content: There’s always something happening, whether it’s a massive fleet or a 2-man gank in a totally-not-an-alarm-clock CTA;

  • Friendly Chaos: Our tactics might not always make sense, but they sure are fun to watch (and participate in);

  • An Alliance Family: No randoms here. You’re part of the weirdest family in EVE, and we have the memes to prove it;

  • Merch. Yeah, we have some. Please buy it, I have too much and not enough shelf space; and

  • A Discord filled with memes that never get old and a secret channel you definitely shouldn’t go into (trust us, it’s sticky).

What We’re Looking For:

* Enthusiasm, not skill. (Skills can be learned. Enthusiasm is harder to fake);

  • A sense of humour. If you can’t laugh at yourself, you probably don’t belong here;

  • A good internet connection;

  • We can’t promise you’ll win every fight, but we can promise you’ll lose in style;

  • A mic. We need to hear your terrible calls and questionable banter;

  • Newbros, bitter vets, PvPers, miners, and explorers—we welcome them all;

  • No bots, no spies, no lizard people. But if you’re a spy who tells us you’re a spy we might make an exception; and

  • A willingness to fail spectacularly, and get back up to do it again.

What You Won’t Get:

* The world’s most organized alliance;

  • A bunch of people who take things too seriously; and

  • A lack of chaos. That’s not what we’re about.

Why Join Us?

Because life’s too short to take EVE seriously. Come join the weirdest crew in New Eden, where we make bad decisions with great people—and still manage to have fun. Maybe you’ll even learn a thing or two along the way.

Contact us today!

Or don’t.

We’ll still probably do something ridiculous either way.