“Alchohol et Perseverarent”
WR0NG is a small wormhole alliance, no wait … a small sov null alliance … no wait, a small low sec alliance … no wait, a small NPC null sec alliance, no wait … a small sov null alliance… no wait, a small NPC null sec alliance … For now … Again! We are the 82nd largest alliance in New Eden!
We’ve recently moved with the help of some friends and we’re opening recruitment for pilots and corporations!
We offer:
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The worst FCs you’ve never heard of!
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Terrible advice from over-confident low SP players and bitter vets!
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Merch! Buy that merch!
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#wormholerbtw! Also, #npcnullseccerbtw !#makegreatwildlandsgreatagain ! #scaldingpass !#Stain ! -
P.I. I guess?
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Mining or whatever, moons and ■■■■, I dunno.
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Exploration!
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A killboard that resembles a Christmas tree!
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No fucks!
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A few Brits and a French dude… No wait, the French dude left. No wait, he’s back … maybe?
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Canadians!
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Americans!
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Some random Euros!
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A Namibian!
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No lizard people!
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Grr PL!
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Grr Horde!
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Grr FRT!
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Grr NCdot!
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HARDCORE Furry RP alliance!
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Voted “Most Likely to be Evicted” in 2018 and 2019! Two years running!
What we’re looking for:
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Heartbeat!
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Discord!
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Mic!
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Skillpoints!
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New bros!
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Laid back bitter vets!
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PVPers!
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Indy players!
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Explorers!
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US and / or EU TZ!
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No minors! Miners are cool, minors are not, only legal adults.
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No bots! Not even a little bit!
No spies! We got a guy who is off his meds and he WILL. CHECK. EVERYTHING. (actually this guy left to go play Star Citizen or something) You’ll have to submit to the standard ESI background check.Its pretty typical.
■■■■ it, if you are a spy apply anyways, we need the numbers.
Join the in game channel ₩R0NG Recruiting to ■■■■ talk us or talk about joining… The W is actually ₩ which is the Korean symbol for Won which is the currency used in South Korea! FUN!!* Also, the 0 is a zero, not an “oh,” also fun!
WARNING Upon joining WR0NG you will be asked to advocate for a lowsec gate to Stain.
TESTimonials:
"Clay Dolf > oi mate
Clay Dolf > why was i kicked ya fat diabetes ridden old retard" – Clay Dolf, 2020
“alexander woodster > are you guys like a gay weeb collective or something?” – alexander woodster, 2020
" From: Mr Dima
Sent: 2020.05.24 23:41
Hi! It may sound corny, but nothing personal. First thing you did wrong: you were careless, weak and unprotected in dangerous region of EVE - in null security systems. In this state you are tasty. And pirat like me always will catch you. But main your mistake was to believe that alliance What Could Possibly Go Wr0ng can protect you or teach you to live and fight in nullsec regions. A fighting with dead structures - is only activity of this alliance. This activity destroys the ability to fight with most pilots and inspires them with unjustified self-confidence. After that, they often become an easy victim. By feeding them cheap structures, I made them easy prey for strong players. It means inside this alliance you are weaker than out of it. And in the end, people from corporations Octavius Arms Inc. and Wormhole Sterilization Crew are poorly educated and lack dignity. If you whant to be in safe in EVE - change alliance now.
Fly Safe! o7" – Mr. Dima, sent to our newly recruited pilots.
“Scabby McPustule其母生其时，无父，终觉自己卑鄙，乃寻四五毛子为其父，假其父威装逼。邻人曰：哋屎啦，废物” Which Google translates roughly to “Scabby McPustule When your mother was born, she had no father, and she finally felt that she was despicable. The neighbor said: ■■■■, waste” – Some salty Polaris Mercenary Alliance pilot.
*Disclaimer: This is not, in fact, fun. It’s a pain in the dick. Copy and paste please to get to the recruiting channel. Sorry.
“Too dumb to quit!”