It is pitch dark

It is pitch dark.
You are likely to be eaten by a grue.

At the Brass Lantern Corporation, we have the solution.

BLC is a new corp focused on accessing all the different content and styles of gameplay with a humorous, snarky, bloodthirsty, and relaxed attitude. Although this is a startup, we’re part of a well-established alliance with plenty of cool froods to fly with.

It will be run a bit differently than most corps, with a come as you are, vote by showing up policy. This is a corp for all the eccentric, goofy people who shamelessly stick their noses where they might get shot off just to see what’s there.

There are only a few simple rules:

  1. Have fun!
  2. Don’t be an a**hole.
  3. Be chill.
  4. Play with style.
  5. Free cookies are bad cookies.
  6. Know where your towel is.

If you’ve read this far, you might as well apply to join. Membership fees are only one Zorkmid!

Wizards obsessed with “f” words are welcome!