This guy didn’t pay rent.
Our eviction services took him to SQUATTER’S COURT.
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This miner kept mining and mining.
When the other miners saw how much ore he was getting, they hired a professional demining service to step in and clean up the belt!
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I still think im in love with Aiko… trying to sort out these feelings
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I pay you 1 (one) ISK if you kill Glenduil’s Orca. 
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This miner made a BIG mistake.
His rival read this post and hired me!
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I pay you 1 (one) ISK if you kill Glenduil’s Gila.
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I will raise that to another 1 (one) isk for you to kill Glenduil’s Gila.
Glen doesn’t have a Gila.
He only has two-thirds of an Orca.
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Then kill his shield extender.
Once you pay, I will complete your quest.
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@Glenduil accepts your unconditional surrender.
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Good job. I bet that was an easy kill. Didn’t take much to bring down that rude guy.
Poorly fit ships should be destroyed. I only hope the pilot will learn from this teachable moment and find a better fit for his ship.
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Why would anyone spend 2B on a Charon? It’s a terrible ship. It’s expensive and contains no tank. An Avalanche is the same price and way better. It can get a much better fit and so much stuff can fit into the infrastructure bay
I don’t have a Gila. That’s true. I do have other ships. Primarily Gallente. I’m not buying the Gila until my missile skills are ready.
I don’t know why you keep calling it two-thirds of an Orca when I’m using three command boosts. But then, I understand why you wouldn’t understand anything in this game beyond a Catalyst.
Oh look, it’s Glen the Dull.
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Did you like him more with his clown makeup?
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If you believe in it then sure.
The Gila has quite some nice SKINs in the NES, and nowadays probably even more in the form of SKINR ones.
I like the flaming abyssal the most.
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Hold on ima rewrite