Miner Hunting Service

I am a mercenary princess. Are you tired of pirates stealing ore, and clogging the belt with debris? Do you want to save Guristas refugees, but aren’t sure how? No problem, send me isk today, and I will kill a miner for you. There’s no need to waste your valuable time shooting Highsec plebs, or trying to convince them to stop mining. Just outsource your demining operation to a professional, and I will get the job done!

Fee schedule as follows:

Venture: 1 million isk
Covetor: 9 million isk
Retriever: 9 million isk
Procurer: 9 million isk
Industrial: 9 million isk
Expedition Frigates: 9 million isk
Hulk: 45 million isk
Mackinaw: 45 million isk
Skiff: 45 million isk
Noctis: 45 million isk
Porpoise: 45 million isk
Skiff: 100 million isk
Battleship: 100 million isk
Marauder: 150 million isk
Deep Space Transport: 150 million isk
Orca: 200 million isk
Mining Freighter: 300 million isk
Hauling Freighter: 1 billion isk
Jump Freighter: 3 billion isk

T1 Frigates: 2 million isk
T1 Destroyers: 4 million isk
T1 Cruisers: 9 million isk
T1 Battlecruisers: 45 million isk

Faction/T2 Frigates: 9 million isk
Faction/T2 Destroyers: 15 million isk
Faction/T2 Cruisers: 45 million isk
Faction/T2 Battlecruisers: 145 million isk

BONUS: Transcript of dead miner arguing about whether they are a miner, crying about uninstalling the game, and/or threatening real-life nuclear war - 100 million isk.

Send me your isk today, and killmail confirmation will be sent shortly.

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150 mil for an Orca kill? That is great value.

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How much do you charge for clearing diamond NPC rats (namely their haulers since that stops the miners from mining without respawning fleet) :wink: ?

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I don’t care about PvE nonsense.

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Orca killed for Xeux:

:grinning:

With catalysts? I am honored.

Killed on contract order. Thank you for your business.

Killed on contract order, thank you for your business:

Is this service still available, and can it be arranged against someone specific, or is just a random target?

Yes, it can be arranged against someone specific, just send me the isk and their in-game name (preferably with last known location, but not necessary).

Contract Complete!

Contract Complete!

Thank you for your business!

CONTRACT EXECUTED, TARGET SECURED

BOUNTY COLLECTED, THANK YOU FOR YOUR BUSINESS!

CONTRACT COMPLETE, TARGET APPREHENDED!

BONUS CONTRACT COMPLETE - NO CHARGE TO CUSTOMER!!!

I AM HERE TO HELP!

Another contract COMPLETE!

Be careful whom you disrespect, because they might hire Aiko!

Contract COMPLETE!

Thank you for your business!

CONTRACT COMPLETE!

There’s no hiding from this bounty hunter!

ANOTHER CONTRACT COMPLETE!

Happy to help!