I am a mercenary princess. Are you tired of pirates stealing ore, and clogging the belt with debris? Do you want to save Guristas refugees, but aren’t sure how? No problem, send me isk today, and I will kill a miner for you. There’s no need to waste your valuable time shooting Highsec plebs, or trying to convince them to stop mining. Just outsource your demining operation to a professional, and I will get the job done!
ALL LOOT DROPPED BELONGS TO YOU!!!
Fee schedule as follows (costs cover expenses and time):
Frigate: 25 million isk
Destroyer: 50 million isk
Barge: 75 million isk
Cruiser: 75 million isk
Battlecruiser: 100 million isk
Hauler: 100 million isk
Noctis: 125 million isk
Porpoise: 150 million isk
Exhumer: 300 million isk
Battleship: 300 million isk
Deep Space Transport: 300 million isk
Orca: 500 million isk
Mining Freighter: 500 million isk
Marauder: 750 million isk
Hauling Freighter: 1 billion isk
Jump Freighter: 5 billion isk
PERMACAMPING SERVICE: 5 billion isk per week
Covert Evasion Compensation Metric: 100 million isk
BONUS: Transcript of dead miner arguing about whether they are a miner, crying about uninstalling the game, and/or threatening real-life nuclear war - 100 million isk.
Send me your isk today, and killmail confirmation will be sent shortly.
Yes, it can be arranged against someone specific, just send me the isk and their in-game name (preferably with last known location, but not necessary).
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