I am a mercenary princess. Are you tired of pirates stealing ore, and clogging the belt with debris? Do you want to save Guristas refugees, but aren’t sure how? No problem, send me isk today, and I will kill a miner for you. There’s no need to waste your valuable time shooting Highsec plebs, or trying to convince them to stop mining. Just outsource your demining operation to a professional, and I will get the job done!
ALL LOOT DROPPED BELONGS TO YOU!!!
Fee schedule as follows:
Venture: 1 million isk
Covetor: 9 million isk
Retriever: 9 million isk
Procurer: 9 million isk
Industrial: 9 million isk
Expedition Frigates: 9 million isk
Hulk: 45 million isk
Mackinaw: 45 million isk
Skiff: 45 million isk
Noctis: 45 million isk
Porpoise: 45 million isk
Skiff: 100 million isk
Battleship: 100 million isk
Marauder: 150 million isk
Deep Space Transport: 150 million isk
Orca: 200 million isk
Mining Freighter: 300 million isk
Hauling Freighter: 1 billion isk
Jump Freighter: 3 billion isk
T1 Frigates: 2 million isk
T1 Destroyers: 4 million isk
T1 Cruisers: 9 million isk
T1 Battlecruisers: 45 million isk
Faction/T2 Frigates: 9 million isk
Faction/T2 Destroyers: 15 million isk
Faction/T2 Cruisers: 45 million isk
Faction/T2 Battlecruisers: 145 million isk
BONUS: Transcript of dead miner arguing about whether they are a miner, crying about uninstalling the game, and/or threatening real-life nuclear war - 100 million isk.
Send me your isk today, and killmail confirmation will be sent shortly.