We are looking for Ship-spinners, AFK Miners, and skilled AutoPilot capsuleers are desperately needed and may be compensated a few months of Alpha. If you allow a spanking or two we could be persuaded to Omega you.
Reddit authors and dank masters apply, as you are needed to put a chill on the heat.
Please join us in public ACELR8.
All of our current corp-mates have a very low attention span and rate LOW on intelligence and we would like to keep it that way, if you know what i mean. So consider that when you apply.