“Insert Coalition Logo here” Coalition Logo Creation is pending
Have this instead for the time being \o/
The Tel Megiddo Coalition
About Us:
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We’re a brand new Coalition, based in the Enka pocket, in the Devoid region (Amarr Space)
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Teaching New Bro’s how to die together, instead of alone
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Whipping any IT person we find and making them slaves, because they’re subs and love it
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An F.C. with a thick Nordic accent
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Resident hospital ward monkey who consistently complains about things
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Men with thick, musky voices and beards
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Resident killmonger who doubles as an attack dog, she’s feral, approach with caution
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Local spotify spammer who insists on you listening to his music
What we offer:
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Free ships for PvP, and Industry based things (ask your Alliance CEO)
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A fleet based atmosphere, where we can teach people who’re looking to learn
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Experienced atmosphere for all skill-levels to learn from
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Industrial structures for maximum repro | copying | invention | reaction etc
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German dudes | Nordic dudes | American dudes (we have a lot of dudes)
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People who explode for no reason (we think it’s because they’re bad at PvP) results inconclusive
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Random meme’s at 3am because we were laughing at them by ourselves and wanted to share
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Thick Nordic accents (looking for Thick Scottish accents)
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All spy positions have been filled by all 2 of our spies, all future spai positions must pass an information collecting test
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Keep your nudes in the NSFW channel seriously, keep it in NSFW
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A chance to join our killboard along with everyone else who is screaming
What we’re looking for:
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Corporations | Alliances that have an active member base in any of the above categories, PvP, Industry, PvE etc
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F.C.'s and experienced people
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Content creators | People who work from home | Artists and Media Fanatics | Social players
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Meme enthusiasts and anime lovers | Generally fun and passionate people
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Self starters for different operations
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Must begin the interview with a solid meme
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No minors, because I’m not paying child support, and the judge can’t make me if I’m in Cuba
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Salty veterans, because shaking you over my chips makes them taste better
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Food pictures, because salivating is half-way playing EVE
Contact Us | Links →
Recruiters: Discord Tags
- THE Salty Sailor#7981
- Dragon Of The West#2856
To initiate a recruitment process, simply join our Discord and scream let me in, let me innnnnnn and then @ one of the recruiters via the bot message
Diplomats:
Renaika Verinaisi | HandyDandyRandy | Bin Lo Shang | Shadow Asuna
Discord: Tel Megiddo Coalition ← click me
Our Youtube: Armour Cruiser Fleet - YouTube ← clicky clicky
Feel free to laugh at us, we do it too
Member Zkills:
Zkill: The Jura Tempest Federation | Alliance | zKillboard
Zkill: Syndicate. | Alliance | zKillboard
