Tel Megiddo Coalition: Round 2 Because The Old One Was Hijacked

“Insert Coalition Logo here” Coalition Logo Creation is pending

Have this instead for the time being \o/

The Tel Megiddo Coalition

About Us:

  • We’re a brand new Coalition, based in the Enka & Jayai constellation in the Devoid region (Amarr Space)

  • Teaching New Bro’s how to die together, instead of alone

  • Whipping any IT person we find and making them slaves, because they’re subs and love it

  • F.C.'s with sexy voices

  • Resident hospital ward monkey who consistently complains about things

  • Men with thick, musky voices and beards

  • Resident killmonger who doubles as an attack dog, she’s feral, approach with caution

  • Multicultural group of weirdos

What we offer:

  • Free ships for PvP, and Industry based things (ask your Alliance CEO)

  • A fleet based atmosphere, where we can teach people who’re looking to learn

  • Experienced atmosphere for all skill-levels to learn from

  • Industrial structures for maximum repro | copying | invention | reaction etc

  • German dudes | Nordic dudes | American dudes | Asian dudes | Persian dude (singular) | Italian dude (singular)

  • People who explode for no reason (we think it’s because they’re bad at PvP) results inconclusive

  • Random meme’s at 3am because we were laughing at them by ourselves and wanted to share

  • Thick British & American accents (looking for Thick Scottish & Irish accents)

  • All spy positions have been filled by all 2 of our spies, all future spai positions must pass an information collecting test

  • Keep your nudes in the NSFW channel seriously, keep it in NSFW we don’t want another incident

  • A chance to join our killboard along with everyone else who is screaming or creaming, pick one

What we’re looking for:

  • Corporations | Alliances (or pilots) that have an active member base in any of the following categories, PvP, Industry, PvE etc

  • F.C.'s and experienced people (streamers welcome)

  • Content creators | People who work from home | Artists and Media Fanatics | Social players

  • Meme enthusiasts and anime lovers | Generally fun and passionate people

  • Self starters for different operations

  • Must begin the interview with a solid meme

  • No minors, because I’m not paying child support, and the judge can’t make me if I’m in Cuba

  • Salty veterans, because shaking you over my chips makes them taste better

  • Food pictures, because salivating is half-way playing EVE

Contact Us | Links

Recruiters: Discord Tags

  • THE Salty Sailor#7981
  • Dragon Of The West#2856
  • Kitsune#1597

To initiate a recruitment process, simply join our Discord and scream let me in, let me innnnnnn and then @ one of the recruiters via the bot message

Renaika Verinaisi | HandyDandyRandy | Shadow Asuna

Renaika Verinaisi | Shadow Asuna | HandyDandyRandy

Discord: Tel Megiddo Coalition ← click me

Our Youtube: –Snip. Link removed ~Buldath – ← clicky clicky
Feel free to laugh at us, we do it too

Members Of The Coalition Zkills:
Zkill: The Jura Tempest Federation | Alliance | zKillboard
Zkill: Syndicate. | Alliance | zKillboard

If you’ve got this far down hurry up and join us, we need someone to control the Nordic Frost Elf we have, she’s crazy and she uses a bow made of ice magic.



2 posts removed and PM’s sent. Consider this your bump for the next 24 hours.


Edit: A link has been removed for being in violation of the recruitment sections rules.

  1. Trolling, political attacks and badmouthing of corporations on this forum category are not permitted.

Topic closed at OP’s request.

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