One-line Bad Idea thread continued

[Triniti_Crimson]

Super high security space, where you will be CONCORDed for undocking with offensive measures equipped.

[Gerard_Amatin]

Multiply all ISK values (wallets, prices, bounties etc.) by 1000000.

[Triniti_Crimson]

Divide all ISK values (wallets, prices, bounties etc.) by 1,000,000, rounding up to at least 1 ISK.

[novellus]

Inverse security status – 0.0 becomes 1.0, 0.3 becomes 0.7, 0.9 becomes 0.1, etc.

[Triniti_Crimson]

A casino ship that has a customs proof cargo hold for tourists, slaves, exotic dancers, etc. Because customs is a big deal!

[Makshima_Shogo]

Hard reset on Tranquil server “Thanks for participating in the Eve experiment”.

[Makshima_Shogo]

Give players web and scram drones.

[Triniti_Crimson]

A “Quantum Scanner” that creates a new cosmic signature. Also, a “Quantum Jammer” that removes a random cosmic signature.

[Solstice_Projekt]

@Makshima_Shogo

web drones

Those already exist?

[Makshima_Shogo]

Meant 50% web ones haha op as ■■■■ thou

[novellus]

Cloak modules on Citadels

[Triniti_Crimson]

Festival drones!

[SleepLacker]

Doomsday festival module.

[Triniti_Crimson]

Red dot SKINs!

[novellus]

Target painters put red dots in the target’s inventory

[Triniti_Crimson]

Why not just have red dot painters?

[Triniti_Crimson]

More civilian ships!

[novellus]

Repackaging a jump clone into a regular item (cryostasis), to where it can be transported or even sold (but can’t be activated – except by the owning user)

[Triniti_Crimson]

“Diagnostic scrambler” that sets the target’s shield/armor/hull level readings to random values each cycle. Has no effect on actual damage sustained.

[novellus]

@novellus

Repackaging a jump clone into a regular item (cryostasis), to where it can be transported or even sold (but can’t be activated – except by the owning user)

While we’re at it with this shitty idea, let’s give the ability to “resurrect” frozen corpses BACK into cryostasis jump clones!