Well, it’s been a spell or 19.
I have been playing Eve on and off for a long time. Some of my proudest moments:
- Honorary lifetime member of the GHSC
- Deep corp infiltration and clean out service
- Titan Bowling (few will understand)
- Original Oldbros (later biddervet) founding father and content creator since '04
- Minus ten for life brotherhood (not BOB)
- “Because of Falcon” activist
- Honest to god mothership err… Super Carrier middleman (totally not chribba)
- Owner of the famous “Burn Jita” T-shirt
- Once took “theBucket” from the “theMop”
- I potty trained theMittani
- Had a one-off a kind golden goose … once
I made a new character just for this special opportunity and injected her with 100 Million liters of skill juice enemas.
Here are just a few reasons on why you should “let me in”
- I am totally honest and have no ill intentions nor ulterior motives.
- I have the certified Fresh (no kills to my name) stamp of approval.
- A highly suspicious yet entirely squeaky clean corp history
- “Trust & co-operation” are my middle names.
- Cross trained in “Can I bring my Drake”, French toast and “In duct tape we trust"
- I am happy to fill in any open director position
- Thanks to progressive electroshock therapy, I can no longer lie, making background checks unnecessary
- I will totally have your back while you are ratting in that 5 Billion ISK bling ship
So, what do you say, hire yourself a space pirate today.