Recrutment open ~
Come have a chat 
don’t worry! this corp is not lame! promise!
OOO Fuquay dropping some pictures I see 
The Memes 
Are you looking for content? We’ve got content for days, never a boring day, always someone to shoot, gank, black ops drop and farm local salt all the god damn time.
Come have a chat and see if we have what you’re looking for ~
Recruitment open o/ come speak to a recruitment officer today!
I can confirm breeze has a fresh shipment of Columbia’s finest export and is ready to drag you around all hours of the day farming salty pork.
lulz not sure if this is trolling or helping 
You know th drill ~ looking for a home? Want some Good Fights? come have a chat!
Shameless bump!
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We need you! to join the Zombie Apocalyspe! Make sure you’re on the right side when the swarms of zombies come!
Looking for people with ample brains to fee… I mean to use!
Awful humour aside, recruitment is open, come have a chat
Are you looking for Combat?
Do you like Angry Space Russians?
Do you like Shooting Fraternity?
Do you speak Engrish?
Are you EUTZ?
Do you have a thick Skin?
Come have a chat we might have what you’re looking for 
Hey. Come join us. We still take new members in…
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Come have a chat, content galore!