I come before this community today to demand that CCP do something to balance [SHIP TYPE]. The use of [SHIP TYPE] has dramatically increased, and is going to ruin the meta and discourage [group of players] from engaging in [activity] in [location].
The biggest problem with EVE online is not necessarily the use of [SHIP TYPE], but [convoluted way to say that because people use SHIP TYPE, its use should be restricted].
When [SHIP TYPE] was first introduced, it was never intended that [SHIP TYPE] would or could be used by [numbers of players] to do [activities] in [locations].
[hate on SHIP TYPE]
[spiel about how SHIP TYPE is dropped on small gangs in low-sec]
[spiel about how the use of SHIP TYPE goes against the philosophy of EVE]
There is a clear, obvious solution to this problem. [SHIP TYPE] should be more expensive, and [nerf everything SHIP TYPE can be used for].
[SHIP TYPE hater]
With the capship haters out in full force agitating to get capships nerfed so as to accommodate their personal preferences and playstyles, I thought I’d provide the following template as a service to make their posting somewhat easier. Just fill in occurrences of [SHIP TYPE] with whatever offending capital ship you want, and fill in the rest according to taste.