Hello dear dads, moms, and future space dads,
You know Pyke Syndicate?
Yes, THAT Pyke Syndicate.
The corporation with the questionable maturity, terrible jokes and an impressive number of dads who somehow still have time to play EVE after putting the kids to bed. 
Well…
WE NOW HAVE AN ACADEMY!
The Pyke Syndicate Academy is our place for new, returning and simply confused pilots who want to learn EVE without being thrown directly into the deep end.
And unlike the main Pyke Syndicate corporation:
We stay in HIGH SEC.
We are NOT WARDECABLE.
No null-sec politics.
No mandatory PvP.
No CTA screaming.
No angry FC asking why you are 4 jumps away from the fleet.
Just EVE. At your pace.
WHAT DO WE DO?
We teach you.
Mining? 
Mission running?
Exploration?
Industry?
Planetary Interaction?
Trading?
Fitting ships?
Understanding why your ship exploded? Absolutely. 
Whether you are completely new to EVE or haven’t played for 10 years and suddenly have no idea what half the buttons do anymore…
We’ve got you.
We have experienced players who can teach you the basics, answer your stupid questions (we all asked them) and help you figure out what you actually enjoy doing in EVE.
FAMILY FIRST
This is still Pyke Syndicate.
Which means:
Life comes first. EVE comes second.
Kids need dinner? Go.
Wife/husband calling? Go.
Baby woke up? GO.
Real life happens. Nobody cares if you disappear for a few days.
We’re not looking for people who can play 8 hours every day.
We’re looking for people who want to log in, have some fun, learn something and hang out with a bunch of other mostly-dads.
Moms are obviously welcome too. 
WHY THE ACADEMY?
• High Sec only
• Not wardecable
• Relaxed & family-friendly
• No mandatory fleets
• No mandatory PvP
• No activity requirements
• New players welcome
• Returning players welcome
• Experienced players who enjoy teaching
• Help with fittings, skills and progression
• Discord community
• Zero drama policy
And eventually…
If you decide that you want to experience NULL SEC, PvP, bigger fleets, bigger toys and all the other questionable decisions…
You already know where to go.
Pyke Syndicate is waiting for you.
So…
If you’re a new player thinking:
“What the hell am I supposed to do in this game?”
Or a returning player thinking:
“Why does everything look different?”
Or simply a dad thinking:
“I have 45 minutes before the kids wake up…”
Come join us.
We’ll teach you.
We’ll help you.
We’ll probably make fun of your fit.
And then we’ll help you fix it.
Pyke Syndicate Academy
Life first. Spaceships second.
Mostly dads. Occasionally competent.
Join us. Bring your questions. Leave your drama at the door.