Time to live Dangeresquely

Dangeresque X is a corporation for those of us old enough to remember when Homestar Runner was actually a popular website, and who understand A)that it was funny and B)why it was funny. There won’t be a quiz or anything, but if you don’t share or understand our sense of humor, it’s gonna show…and probably won’t work out. At the current time we are a laid back, mining, exploration, and production focused corp without much interest in PvP, but if enough people with PvP ambitions join, we will gladly use our lines of production and industry to put together a fighting fleet for you to have fun with. We are currently a group of mostly middle aged gamers with a lot of MMO, RPG, and MMORPG experience under our belts, but some of us are VERY new to EVE, and we welcome the chance to play with like-minded adult players of any experience level. Due to the fact that including underage players in guilds, clans, corps, and Discord servers tends to attract creepers and cause issues and drama, both our corp and our Discord server is STRICTLY 18+, with a preferred age range of 25+

What Do We Expect

  • Be an adult (18+ required, 25+ preferred)
  • Come play with us, Danny (although we promise we aren’t creepy twins with an elevator full of blood)
  • Don’t be a dick.
  • Players of any skill level.
  • New? That’s great!
  • Veteran just looking for a chill group to hang out and mine with? That’s great, too!
  • Experience player who wants to organize their own PvP fleet? Fantastic, we’d love to have you!
  • Somewhere in between? Send us an app, let’s get to know you!
  • Have your own headset or be a REALLY good typist so you can keep up with us on Discord.
  • Get along with people of all genders, races, religions, political, social, and sexual orientations and ideologies.
  • Don’t be racist, misogynistic, a misandrist, homophobic, transphobic, anti-semitic, etc.
  • Don’t discuss IRL politics over Discord unless the chat room expressly allows for that. There’s always room for debate, but we’re not here for that.
  • A willingness to help us retrieve the serum so Cutesy Buttons will not be kidnapped by Purducchi.

What We Offer

  • A corporation that is a safe space for adult gamers to play together.
  • Starting help for new players to the best of our ability
  • Fully equipped corporation owned mining ships that you may use and customize to your satisfaction
  • Shared resources.
  • Average Corp Taxes
  • Misson assistance.
  • A CEO who is an accountant IRL and has a very good head for numbers.
  • A Discord server with a laid-back atmosphere where we can meed and talk.
  • A direct connection to Dangeresque One and his partner, Dangeresque…Too? Oh, and the knowledge that Today is All Right for Tonight.
  • Be an adult (18+ required, 25+ preferred)
  • Come play with us, Danny (although we promise we aren’t creepy twins with an elevator full of blood)

Contact Malik Cahn or Keturah X for more information.