We are WHALERS, a very small gang of misguided zealots who found some Triglavian ships, heard the word “Vyraj,” and just kind of ran with it.
We don’t understand the lore.
We don’t speak the language.
We’re not even sure if Zorya is a person, a place, or a menu item.
But we do believe that ramp damage is sacred, Golems are false idols, and explosions are a form of worship.
What we are:
- A cult, probably
- Firmly Triglavian, vaguely tactical
- Enthusiastic about sacrifice, especially yours
- Free from SRP, spreadsheets, or actual planning
- Devoted to the ramp, though we don’t know how it works
What we are not:
- Logi-capable (healing is weakness)
- Economically viable (bring your own everything)
- Strategic (we follow signs, not strats)
- Good—but by Zorya, we are persistent
Join WHALERS chat if you:
- Crave small gang chaos and cultish energy
- Want to follow doctrine that changes mid-fight
- Are okay losing a Vedmak and gaining enlightenment
- Have ever said “it’s ramping!” as things explode
- Don’t mind helping build something that may never actually work right
Where we float:
- On the border of null and in a low-sec NPC station (please help us get out of here)
WHALERS
We may not understand the Flow, but we trust it completely.
Apply now. Or later. Time is a triglavian construct.