WORMHOLE WONDERLAND FOR SALE!
(Guaranteed to Make Your Corpmates Jealous & Your Enemies Salty!)
HOT PROPERTY ALERT! Ever dreamed of owning your very own Cataclysmic Wormhole (C4-43)? Well, buckle up, space cowboy, because this baby’s got FOUR fully fitted structures just waiting for you to move in, kick back, and start printing ISK (or tears—you are to choose).
YOUR NEW (SPACE) HOME INCLUDES:
An Astrahus – Because living in a rusted can is so last millennium.
Two salty Athanors – For all your “I-swear-it’s-legal” moon mining (turned off) and production needs.
A Raitaru – Perfect for when you need to build stuff (or hide from the neighbors).
Cataclysmic Effect – Because who doesn’t love a little cosmic chaos with their morning coffee?
POCOs – This little besties aren’t giving you the best PI of your life, but a little of passive income for free isn’t that bad, huh?
WHY BUY THIS WORMHOLE?
Turnkey Operation – No assembly required! Just bring your ships, your guns, and your questionable life choices.
PvP Paradise – Surprise your “guests” with a warm welcome (read: explosions and decreased self-repair).
ISK Fountain – Moons, gas, sleeper loot… it’s like a piñata, but with more lasers.
Bragging Rights – Nothing says “I’ve made it” like owning prime wormhole real estate.
BUT WAIT… ISN’T THIS A TRAP?
Look, we could be scamming you… but we’re not (probably). This is a legit sale for capsuleers who appreciate the finer things in life—like unstable spacetime and passive income.
PRICE? Let’s talk. (But let’s be real—you can’t put a price on eternal wormhole glory.)
DM me in-game (Alker) or on Discord (@alker_eve) before some other enterprising psychopath snatches this spicy yellowish space out from under you!
WARNING: May contain traces of sleepers, drifters, and some phsyco-people looking for PVP. EVE Online is a brutal, unforgiving universe—just like your ex.
Fly dangerous. Buy this wormhole. 