8 Rules of Eve

1.) Don’t “pants” the Amarr princess or Empress
2.) Don’t urinate on Concord ships or officers
3.) Always invest in Duct Tape
4.) Even if their thumb is up and flailing about, don’t pick up any drifters
5.) Dun’t huff da Fullerites maaaaan
6.) Parrots are not to be kept as pets but used as ammo
7.) When flying in a Quafe skinned ship your hydraulics must be set to ultra
8.) Avoid using the Gallente bible as a snowboard… when people are looking