A WH Corp that knows how to have fun!


(Magnus Rexana) #1

Do YOU live in a wormhole?
Does YOUR wormhole have some interesting statics?
Are YOU looking for someone to come join you in your wormhole so we can do wormholey things together?
Well, if your answers are “YES(no homo)!” then have I got an application for you!!!

102.5M sp spread all over the ■■■■■■■ place!
Shitty K/D ratio due to playing like a scrub!
Will make stupid bold moves like lowsec gangingin a Strategic Cruiser or WH ratting in a carrier!

Do you play around 1700-2200 EvE time? (That’s EU tz for those who don’t know)
Do you want a talkative asshat who’s always looking for fun?
Do you really want to put up with my ass in comms while trying to clear sleeper sites?

SEND ME AN EMAIL TODAY!!!
I’LL TRY NOT TO MAKE YOU REGRET IT!!!

[[seriously, tho, since my last corp buckled, i’ve been so bored w/ this game. i can fly a lot of things, i can shoot a lot of things, i can do a ‘fair’ amount of things. but i’m an adult with a family and a military career and can’t be bothered with applications, interviews, multiple api scans, needing 3 different comm softwares, 2 tablet apps, and a sperm sample. i’m just trying to have some serious fun with not-so-serious serious people. thanks!]]


(SirPaco Wallace) #2

Holy ■■■■ I live in a wormhole with interesting statistics.

The ghost of old pissed off long legged puerto rican mouth trumpet calvary (MCAV) members defend this hole. and they keep us from being evicted.

We got a cool wormhole you might be interested in. (No homo)
We feel that dependence on kill-board stats leads to being risk adverse which leads to long boring fights and we just wanna see stuff explode.
The euro guys are savage killers too man. Thor camped and kept hole control on a scrub corp by himself, scanned down all the holes before they did and popped them as they went crit. for like 8 straight hours. hahahaha

We’re looking for more euro players but we have a handful of really skilled and dedicated european players. I do see them quite often as I have free days during the week too.

Well our resident homo left us so we don’t require a sperm sample anymore but I think we just use teamspeak 3 for comms and slack. One for while you’re playing and slack for pings which is more there for our Ping warriors. It allows them to enjoy the game without having to commit to creating content and it allows us to operate with smaller numbers.

MCAV flys mostly small group PVP typically nano fleets roaming around Null / Low / W- space with impunity! Plus everyones an FC here FC, and did I mention free enyos?

Our typical nano fleet consists of:
-Caracals / Anti-tackle
-Oracles / Dps
-Keres / Ewar / Light tackle

If it gets real we’ll ship into:
-Enyos and Deacons (ALL FREE)
-Bigger Enyos & Guardians (Free Logi)
-Lokis and Scimis (Free Logi)

Become MCAV’s newest FC today!
Check out our fourm post or in game pub if you’re down

Every now and then we even get titan kills for all

MCAV Recruiting Forum Post for follow up questions


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