Recruitment is open! If you, like me, just ate ALL THE PANCAKES, don’t worry! We are all about that #positivity, and would never shame you for treating yourself, because you deserve it!
But if you’d also like a healthy, supportive environment where you can take part in lots of enrichment activities to help you burn off those indulgences (like some light exercise, maybe a refreshing walk, or shooting reds right in their stupid face, with rockets), you’ve come to the right place!
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to bring some dog memes!
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget, will always keep you informed about the latest fashion trends and celebrity news, because we love you and know that you care about the important things in life.
Recruitment is open! Visit our rejuvenating spa station, full of amenities to cater to your every need! Even the weird stuff! We don’t judge!
Recruitment is open! We run public NRDS fleets for combat training every Saturday! If you are A Noob, and would like to dive into some HOTTT pvp sexytimes, just drop us a line! We’ll set you up with fits, get you sorted on our comms so you can talk about dog memes or whatever, and take you out for a spin! It’s a great way to learn!
Recruitment is open! Try the pancake bar! Our culinary aritistes are ready and willing to serve you breakfast food that caters to your every desire, no matter how inappropriate and weird! We don’t judge!
Recruitment is open! We provide new pilots with many amenities to help them get started on their EVE journey, like pre-fit ships, skillplans, and a personalized fashion consultant to help you discover your true self and life your best life, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! If you’re looking to try something new, like living in nullsec or experimental avant-garde fashion choices, this is the corp for you!
Recruitment is open! Don’t miss our pvp training seminar and book club! This week we’ll discuss why your favorite character is Problematic™ while shooting reds right in their stupid face! It makes for a very enlightening character study!
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget the dog memes! They’re the best!
Recruitment is open! Come join our fleets and learn about all kinds of fleet stuff, while also making new friends and learning important life lessons!
Recruitment is open! Public NRDS training fleets every Saturday! Come fly with us and experience all kinds of exciting and new feelings! It’s very therapeutic to get in touch with your inner self, by shooting reds right in the face!
Recruitment is open! Come celebrate Yoiul with us in festive spirits, by shooting reds right in their stupid face! Bask in the glowing warmth of friendship and holiday cheer, and also the rapidly expanding cloud of new and exciting forms of matter that used to be their ship!
Don’t forget to collect their frozen corpse! They’re great decorations for holiday parties!
Recruitment is open! We’re ready to help you stay positive and motivated on your EVE journey! Practice any one of our self-affirmations in front of a mirror every day to get in tune with your best self! Try it today, they’re all based on celebrity wellness tips we found on the holonet!
Recruitment is open! Even when those other corps are off spending time with their families or whatever, we’re here, for you, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! Have a safe and joyous Yoiul, and remember to have somebody hold your hair back when the holiday cheer gets to be a bit much! We won’t ever judge you for your life choices, even the weird stuff you asked for on your wish list this year, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! If you’re looking for a corp that will help you find your way through difficult holiday decisions (we love and support you and want you to be happy, but that “ironic” ugly sweater isn’t ironic; it’s just ugly and we should talk about your life choices), then you’ve come to the right place! Hang out with us and work off that post-holiday-party guilt!
Recruitment is open! We’ll see you soon, and don’t forget to bring an extra set of underpants!! You never know when you might need clean underpants, so it’s always a good idea to have extra!
Recruitment is open! Training fleets every Saturday (today!) for HOTT pvp sexytimes! Come fly with us and experience That Special Feeling!
Recruitment is open! I made cupcakes!