Recruitment is open! If you’re looking to become a better pilot, while discovering that you had the power within you all along and learning the magic of friendship while also shooting reds right in their stupid face, this is the place for you!
Recruitment is open! Did you know? We have public pvp sexytime roams every Saturday at 13:00! That’s like an hour from right now! Come hang out with us and learn about shooting reds, right in their stupid face, with missiles! It’s the best!
Recruitment is open! Did you know? We are a diverse and vibrant group, with lots of options for different kinds of EVE experience! We have dog memes and cat memes! Expand your horizons!
Recruitment is open! Living in Provi is nonstop excitement and pvp sexytimes, even when Those Reds are lame, and only want to stay home eating their own poop (it’s their favorite thing!) we still find things for you to do, because we love you and are strong believers in enrichment.
Recruitment is open! Try the muffins!
Recruitment is open! Akadeimia Keipouron is full of great people who can help you on your EVE journey. If you’re looking to experience ALL THE THINGS, and get good at them, while also learning an important lesson about friendship, this is the place for you!
Recruitment is open! If you are looking for somebody to help you along on your EVE journey, while also gossiping about celebrity fashion crimes, this is the place! We are just the right mix of generous and petty to fit your needs!
Recruitment is open! Stay fit! There are lots of helpful tutorials out there for how to stay active in these difficult times! Keep those launcher tubes well oiled, the laser-crystals polished, your drones feeling loved! Keep active by regularly taking your ship out for a spin and exercising your targeting systems by shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles!
We are here to help, just like those alarmingly chipper home-fitness holovids you keep watching, and we want to take you out for regular fleet ops to stay in practice, because we love you and want you to stay happy and healthy.
Recruitment is open! Remember, we have HOTT pvp sexytime training fleets every Saturday at 13:00! Hop on our Discord, share some pictures of dogs or cats (it really helps to have “dog/cat lover” on your resume!), and join our fleets! It’s always a cathartic moment, you just might have that emotional breakthrough you’ve been working on!
Recruitment is open! AK.S prides itself on being a welcoming, supportive corporation for every kind of pilot. If you are new, we want to help you learn; if you’re a vet, we want to learn from your experience. If you are confused about things during these challenging times, we have exactly the right celebrity fashion trends to help you make the kind of bold statement you’ve always wanted!
Recruitment is open! Tentacle-themed Drone-Fic book club meets first Friday of every month! No kinkshaming! It’s not “weird”, it’s beautiful and natural!
Friendly Bumb for my friendly neighborhood friend.
Join Ellassus today and fly in Sexyness PvP lfeet tomorrow.
Recruitment is open! Our great team of capsuleers is ready to teach you all about EVE! And if you are a veteran who would like to pass on what you know, we are full of pilots eager to learn!
Happy Birthday, EVE. <3
Recruitment is open! Try new things! Learn and grow as a person! Learn how to love yourself! Get yourself a corp that looks at you the way that dog is looking at the cupcake!
Recruitment is open! When you are uncertain about your place in New Eden, or just life in general, it’s always best to sit down and have a cupcake while you think about things. Cupcakes always help! It’s been proven, by SCIENCE.
Recruitment is open! Public NRDS pvp sexytime fleets every Saturday at 13:00! Join our Discord, drop us a line, and find out how you can also experiment with new and exciting feelings, involving missiles!
Recruitment is open! Our teachers are hard at work producing tutorials, instructional videos, and pre-packaged skillplans to help you get your start in EVE, because we love you and want you to grow as a person and as a capsuleer.
Recruitment is open! Did you know? Many times you might be experiencing a lot of Feelings, but that’s OK! We have just the thing to help you through difficult times, and it is shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles!
Recruitment is open! Do you want to live in an exciting space, where you have lots of opportunities for fights, and can grow and thrive, while also having great friends and learning about celebrity fashion trends? Then this is the place for you!
Recruitment is open! Check out our helpful video series on Providence Gardening Tips!