Akadeimia Keipouron: We'll teach YOU HOTT Space-Knowledge Sexytimes!

Recruitment is open! If you’re looking for a place to try out HOTT pvp sexytimes, or maybe if you’re logi-curious and want to experiment, then this is the place for you! We help you explore all your feelings in a supportive and loving environment! There’s never any kinkshaming here, so if you have been wondering what all those exciting and confusing emotions you’re having whenever you think about “boosh” or “ewar”, this is the place for you!

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Recruitment is open! Be sure to try our exclusive collection of designer fashion trends! You won’t believe it, you’ll feel just like a celebrity! I’ll be so glamorous!

And you know what celebrities do, when they aren’t living the #celebritylife? They’re working out their feelings by shooting some reds right in their stupid face, with missiles! You can, too! Try it today!

Recruitment is open! Every Saturday at 13:00 we run public NRDS pvp sexytime roams, and you’re invited! Join our Discord to find out how!

Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to try the muffins!

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Recruitment is open! When you fly with us, you’ll always have access to the very best pvp content, and also dog/cat memes! That’s what makes the difference! We serve up the wholesome cat/dog content you need, and also shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles, because we love you.

Recruitment is open! If you’re thinking of doing something drastic, like getting bangs, or experimenting with avant-garde fashion concepts, don’t make that cry for help! We’re here, ready to help you turn things around (protip: it involves missiles!), because we love you.

Recruitment is open! Public NRDS pvp sexytime fleets every Saturday at 13:00! Come visit our Discord server and find out how you can experience an exciting and magical adventure of self-discovery, where you learn how to love yourself and also how to shoot reds right in their stupid face, with missiles!

See you there!

Recruitment is open! Drop by and try new things with us! If you are curious and excited about things like “logi” and “ewar” and “shoot this guy”, we’ll teach you about all those things! Drop by and find out how!

Recruitment is open! If you are looking to add some HOTT pvp sexytimes into your life, come explore that new and exciting part of today’s modern lifestyle with us! We’ll show you how, because we love you.

Recruitment is open! If you’re looking to try some new things in EVE, like maybe you’re logi-curious or interested in learning about “shoot this guy” or “reps plz”, ask us how! Our team is here and ready to help!

Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to ask us about the dog/cat memes! That’s the best part!

Recruitment is open! We have public training fleets every Saturday at 13:00! Join our server today and we’ll get you set up to come have pvp sexytimes with us!

Recruitment is open! If you have questions about how things in EVE work, like “what is buttan?” and “how2krab?”, we can help! We’re here to help you on your EVE journey, because we love you.

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Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to start your morning off right, with some wholesome dog/cat memes, a healthy breakfast (it is a nostril-full of frentix, with a Quafe chaser!), and vigorous exercise consisting of shooting reds right in their stupid face!

Recruitment is open! Come try our avant–garde breakfast concepts! The pastries are very alarming!

Recruitment is open! Remember, we’re here to help you learn about all the things you can do in EVE! Even the weird stuff! We’ll never judge your life choices (though we might patiently urge you to make better ones), because we love you.

Recruitment is open! If you’re looking to explore “that nullsec life,” as the kids are calling it these days, drop by and talk to us! We’re here to help you in these confusing times!