Recruitment is open! If you are looking for a corp that gives you lots of support to learn the game, and also baking/fashion tips, this is the place for you!
Recruitment is open! Public NRDS roams every Sunday (that’s today ZOMG) at 13:00! Ask us how you can get some of those pvp sexytimes! Don’t be shy! It’s not “shameful” what we do with those missiles, it’s beautiful and natural!
Recruitment is open! Did you know? The real victory is learning to believe in yourself! We can help you discover that you had the power within you all along!
Recruitment is open! Don#t while away your time in EVE reading about celebrity diet fads or the latest fashion crimes! Learn how to have pvp sexytimes, with us! We’ll show you how!
Recruitment is open! If you’re looking for a place to learn new things, like “shoot that guy” or “reps plz” or “boooooosh”, this is the place! We’ll teach you all that PLUS all the best dog/cat memes, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! We live in a wild, lawless space, where anything can happen! If you ever wanted to experiment with things in EVE, but felt ashamed because you’re somewhere in New Eden where people don’t accept you for who you are (are you ewar-curious?), just know that there’s a place for you with us! We’ll never judge your choices, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! HOTT pvp ships are available in your area, ready for sexytimes! If you want to find out how you can get in touch with your intimate side, ask us today! Don’t be ashamed! We’ll never judge you for your life choices, even if you like fooling around with drones sometimes, because we don’t kinkshame, and because we love you.
Recruitment is open! Don’t worry about that pile of tentacle-themed drone erotica you have stashed in the corner of your hangar! We’re modern, open-minded people, and we won’t judge you for your hobbies!
Recruitment is open! We have cupcakes! And avant-garde fashion concepts! Also hott pvp sexytimes, with missiles! We have all things that are good!
Recruitment is open! If you’re feeling confused and uncertain about all the things happening in New Eden, don’t despair! Join our corp and we’ll help you out! You don’t even need to make some cry-for-help gesture, like avant-garde fashion concepts, or getting bangs. We’ll show you EVE in a safe, non-judgmental environment, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! If you are unsure what to do in New Eden, don’t worry! The answer is usually “shoot reds right in their stupid face, with missiles!” and we are here to help you learn how! Lots of great opportunities for mining, industry, pvp, exploration, and whatever kinks you have! We’ll welcome you with open arms, and never kink-shame you if you’re curious about experimentation with things like “logi” or “ewar”, because we are modern and tolerant, and we love you for who you are!
Recruitment is open! Don’t feel shy about ship-swapping! We do it all the time, right there in front of God 'n everybody!
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget about the dog and cat pictures! If you bring your own, you move to the front of the line!
Recruitment is open! If you feel like you’re maybe getting tired of novelty social-media accounts and “memes”, come join us! We don’t serve you that stale garbage, only the very best dog and cat pictures! Also, we teach you about “missiles” and “shoot that guy,” so you’re learning valuable life skills while having fun and making friends!
Recruitment is open! Did you know? Not Red, Don’t Shoot has been an old and proud tradition in EVE, dating to its very beginnings! If you’d like to fight pirates, defend space, and help unaligned pilots and corporation get a piece of the nullsec pie, without bending the knee to some giant power-bloc, this is the place for you!
We also have dog and cat pictures for you, because we love you.
Recruitment is open! Don’t miss our weekly “beauty vlog” where we “read” your favorite celebrities “for filth” over their fashion crimes! Work out your emotions over it by shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles! It’s all very cathartic!
Recruitment is open! I just got a new mouse, switching from my old left-handed one to a right-handed one, and everything is very disconcerting!
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget: even if you are feeling Regrets™ about your fashion choices, you can always depend on good friends and a supportive corp to steer you back on the right path!
Recruitment is open! Come visit our Discord, and learn about all the exciting self-discovery and personalized development of your social-media “brand” that we have to offer! Also, learn how to shoot reds right in their stupid face, with missiles! It’s great for any burgeoning “influencer”!
Recruitment is open! Don’t forget to get plenty of exercise! After our preferred method of shooting reds right in their stupid face, with missiles, it’s the very best way to manage stress! It’s called self-care!